By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 761
You deserved it 21 118

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jjames7543 13

At least Dad was being honest

OPs Kid: "So, where do you come from Raul?" Raul: "From Madrid in Spain. How about you?" OPs Kid: "From my daddys penis"


jjames7543 13

At least Dad was being honest

He has to learn the truth someday, right?

KiddNYC1O 20

Teach me? ^

susannah365 8

I'd love to see how parents will respond when he starts educating other children

Damn_Hippster 11

He's a smart kid. You just know he's going to be a Sex-Ed teacher when he's older.

They're both right if they're talking about Jesus.

Dad was right, mum was wrong.

chell1894 13

Well depending on your religion, both answer were true.

They're both right if the baby is Jesus.

26. Maybe you got thumbed down cause that shit just wasn't funny. For me it had nothing to do with religion

While I'm a fan of jokes as a general rule, Mr. Rocket, I didn't think that was funny. Perhaps that's why it's being thumbed down. Then again, maybe not.

Yeah, think of it this way: we didn't bury you. You buried yourself.

SystemofaBlink41 27

No Mr. Rocket... How was that even related to Jesus?

tjv3 10

does daddy wear a wife beater shirt?

mabey i thumbesd u down because i dont like the idea of a woman getting beat

mrpipp 0

You're all haters. 27=WIN

mrpipp 0

But it's so funny when they do cuz it's their own fault..... I SAID NO MAYO BITCH! ~whack!~

Damn straight.

Damn straight.

Love your pikakitty...

brennan677 0

Who doesnt love the pika kitty

that kid is destined to become a genius


crosado531 0



eatmyshortssss1 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Hah yes it is! So right answer, but it was put in a wrong way for a 5 year old.

Unless of course op's son is jesus christ

Where did it say he was 5?

50~ is your face crooked?

#4's pic is the look on Daddy's face when he gave his son that answer.

DaBigMan 0

#8 will you marry me??

Wrong comment thread, BigMan. Maybe if you re-post she'll say yes.

kbaby91909 0


At least Daddy was honest.

How old is he

The **** should he know 43

Yeah how dare u lie to ur kid about god

OP deserves it for feeding her kid bs.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Well dad knows best.

josejimenez 0

Something a virgin would say

Or someone who actually respects their father.. Douchebag

My son came from Lois. Don't tell Peter!

weepingangel_fml 7

How old was he?

I'm guessing like... 23, MAYBE 22, but that seems a little too old.

How old WAS he? Is he dead?

habibiiiiiii 2

Lmao excellent parenting skills dad

That's a good daddy