Broken

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 18:00

Today, I found myself in the unenviable position of buying tampons, chocolate, ice cream, and condoms for a woman I’m in love with, but am not dating. She asked me to get them since I was going to the shops anyway. I want to die. FML
I agree, your life sucks 390
You deserved it 1 403

Same thing different taste

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Marcella1016 31

Have you tried asking her out? If you have and she rejected you, put some distance between you to spare yourself this constant feeling of rejection. You should be be putting yourself through this. Haven’t asked her out? Nut up and shoot your shot. If she rejects, see above. If she accepts, you can, you know...nut up and shoot your shot.

I sense a simp. Either ask her out or stop simping for her. Respect yourself before you respect others. If she rejects or already has, quit talking to her because she's using you.

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Marcella1016 31

Have you tried asking her out? If you have and she rejected you, put some distance between you to spare yourself this constant feeling of rejection. You should be be putting yourself through this. Haven’t asked her out? Nut up and shoot your shot. If she rejects, see above. If she accepts, you can, you know...nut up and shoot your shot.

I sense a simp. Either ask her out or stop simping for her. Respect yourself before you respect others. If she rejects or already has, quit talking to her because she's using you.

Plot twist, your have a surprise date coming up.

To your shopping list, add: 1. One pair of balls 2. A spine 3. An ounce of self-respect. Once you have those, then you'll tell her that you'll buy her shit only if you get to use the condoms (and for *******, not a water balloon fight.)

Stop pretending to be her friend if all you want is a romantic relationship. You're being manipulative while somehow casting yourself as victim in this. Either be her friend or leave.

What the hell is your end game? Figure that out and actively pursue it. None of this simpy wimpy bullshit.

Wow! If you feel like dying because you aren't getting anything in return for doing a simple favor for a natural occurance, you should get some help and leave the poor woman alone

Don't die! She'll have to pay out for a new doormat when she already has one she got for free!