Love: Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and...

By Well, crap - 18/06/2013 15:02 - Denmark - Kongerslev

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

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By phuckbukket7 - 27/04/2014 22:08 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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At least you tried, son

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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She said yes!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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The Voice

By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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debbster7 18

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:27

Why go all out when something as simple as you saying "will you go out with me?" would work? Save that shit for marriage proposals.

Vidrill 22

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:28

Well, maybe try to tone down the extravagant gestures towards people you don't know very well yet? I hope she appreciated the effort, though....

Comments

evilraider 5

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:26

You tried to sweep her off her feet

debbster7 18

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:27

Why go all out when something as simple as you saying "will you go out with me?" would work? Save that shit for marriage proposals.

drjohnnyboy 15

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:42

If he wanted to do it, then whatever happens would be on him

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 18 June 2013 21:24

I wouldn't have expected her to have a panic attack if I were OP, but I'd surely be embarrassed if she said no in front of everyone.

omg36 7

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:39

There's nothing more admirable than a man whose spontaneous, romantic, and isn't scared of expressing his love. OP had a fantastic idea by doing this, he just didn't know the girl would have a panic attack.

lysx84 24

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:00

A man should be very scared of expressing his love when he hasn't even been on a date with the girl yet. That's restraining order shit right there.

franchoi1 5

Wednesday 19 June 2013 17:07

I agree

that_band_nerd 22

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:27

Hey at least you tried! Even if you failed...

mydadpulledout 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:20

Yeah, but if he does that just to ask a girl out, think about what the marriage proposal will be!

ZeroThree03 6

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:27

That was sweet, too bad you didn't know.

theaaxis 27

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:28

Guess she's not a big fan of the "it's the thought that counts" mindset...

Vidrill 22

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:28

Well, maybe try to tone down the extravagant gestures towards people you don't know very well yet? I hope she appreciated the effort, though....

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:27

He didn't get the date.

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:28

Very cool, but over kill just for a first date, just be yourself next time.

Aryn16 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:33

maybe that is him being himself.?

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:02

This stunt is usually used for marriage proposals, I've seen a lot of flash mob proposals on youtube. not just for a simple date. At least it was creative though.