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By Anonymous / Monday 22 August 2011 19:35 / United States
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By  Sydnayy  |  4

You'll never get laid.

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By  Sydnayy  |  4

You'll never get laid.

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  Dalliance  |  4

Don't be so sure. Besides, how do you know the OP hasn't gotten laid before?

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  FMLollie  |  7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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Im sure he will in time. One day he'll find his perfect woman that loves him the way he is... Maybe. If she's blind. Deaf too. maybe out of options too. But she'll love him the way he is!

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  woahbro2slow  |  0

OP deserves it for asking his mom to have with him in the first place ! ohhh ! burnn:)

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1. Will you sleep with me?

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  KMFiredancer  |  0

156 - Ok, really? As much as it's funny to make immature your mom jokes from time to time, that time has long since passed when it was cool to pass your mom around.

By  HelloFeesh  |  0

Ouch, but you totally deserved it :S

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  tatababe  |  0

OP did deserve it he hired a hooker in the first place just get a gf or wife

By  diva_lulu  |  0

u totally deserved it haha :p but that's sad

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