Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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JassyJas
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Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
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BM13HC
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YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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JassyJas
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Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
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Norwegian_Wood
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This. ^^
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npk88
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Yeah, I was going to say I hope the OP died for being such an asshole moron; but then I remembered they were a smoker and will die soon anyways. Good riddance.
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Adree
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Maybe if you wouldn't put other people's health at risk a long with your own, karma wouldn't fuck with you.
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SunsetFever
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Score one for karma
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kniickles
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this
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TurtleHabitat
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Be smart don't start seems to have a deeper meaning here.
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katiedoll6
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So true
OP-0
Karma-1
OP-0
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BM13HC
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YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Blue_Black_fml
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She burnt her hair because she wasnt' vigilant, and possibly stupid...It is though hilariously ironic how she burnt her hair after she read the sign...It does beg the question though, how often do smokers with long hair burn their hair?
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iamghostbad
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ahem*
oh hai :) I'm number 6 down there
oh hai :) I'm number 6 down there
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time4coffee
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YDI for smoking and being an ass. If it says no smoking- it's no smoking. Did your hair light on fire because you had a ton of product and hairspray in it
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zuuzuu_fml
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LOL don't bend your head then!!
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iamghostbad
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lol fail. this happens to hippies like me alot, ths why we dnt brush our hair, it hides it ;)
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slmjsanders
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Maybe that will be the "sure fire way" to know it's time to quit smoking. Unless you want to die, then go right ahead.
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angry_girl
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chuckles at sign also. fuck it lights a cig too.
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bnizzle
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lights their hair on fire too.
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Jrook
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logic dictates if you catch on fire you're made of wood and therefore a witch
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gigi37
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So...we can build a bridge out of her?
=D
=D
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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Are you quoting lines from MPATHG and not waiting around for my retreat?
Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni!
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gigi37
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NOU...uh, No,No, No, No..NI?
So have you figured out what is the capital of Assyria?
So have you figured out what is the capital of Assyria?
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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That's not really the thing in question here. We were discussing the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, especially when it comes to the migratory patterns of coconuts...
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ChihiruLee
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Blue NO GREEN *aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh*
What is your QUEST!
What is your QUEST!
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counterfit
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OP turned me into a newt!
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jasonsaied
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um wtf? lol.
did anyone else notice that everyone on fml is white?
did anyone else notice that everyone on fml is white?
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ChihiruLee
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We aren't white! Some of us are twinkees.
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holly_fly
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#130
No, we can make a few more "No Smoking" signs out of her!!!
No, we can make a few more "No Smoking" signs out of her!!!
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Back_In_Action
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"Hurrr durrrrr, signs only apply to everyone else."
YDI.
YDI.
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Ucla_cupcake
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Ydi for ignoring the sign.
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metalmusic
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I bet you chuckled at your scorched hair, too.