Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

By kaycie_lynn - 19/2/2010 01:11 - United States

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By JassyJas | 2

#871743 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!

By BM13HC | 0

#871750 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

YDI for not obeying the sign >:(

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By JassyJas | 2

#871743 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!

Norwegian_Wood | 4

#872388 - Friday 19 February 2010 16:09

This. ^^

npk88 | 0

#873444 - Friday 19 February 2010 23:18

Yeah, I was going to say I hope the OP died for being such an asshole moron; but then I remembered they were a smoker and will die soon anyways. Good riddance.

Adree | 15

#5756773 - Saturday 16 November 2013 19:45

Maybe if you wouldn't put other people's health at risk a long with your own, karma wouldn't fuck with you.

By SunsetFever | 3

#871744 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

Score one for karma

kniickles | 0

#871790 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:25

this

TurtleHabitat | 0

#872139 - Friday 19 February 2010 13:12

Be smart don't start seems to have a deeper meaning here.

katiedoll6 | 7

#4429731 - Sunday 13 May 2012 18:20

So true
OP-0
Karma-1

By BM13HC | 0

#871750 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

YDI for not obeying the sign >:(

Blue_Black_fml | 21

#871812 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:34

She burnt her hair because she wasnt' vigilant, and possibly stupid...It is though hilariously ironic how she burnt her hair after she read the sign...It does beg the question though, how often do smokers with long hair burn their hair?

iamghostbad | 0

#871820 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:36

ahem*
oh hai :) I'm number 6 down there

time4coffee | 3

#872347 - Friday 19 February 2010 15:57

YDI for smoking and being an ass. If it says no smoking- it's no smoking. Did your hair light on fire because you had a ton of product and hairspray in it

By zuuzuu_fml | 0

#871755 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:19

LOL don't bend your head then!!

By iamghostbad | 0

#871756 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:19

lol fail. this happens to hippies like me alot, ths why we dnt brush our hair, it hides it ;)

By slmjsanders | 0

#871768 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:21

Maybe that will be the "sure fire way" to know it's time to quit smoking. Unless you want to die, then go right ahead.

By angry_girl | 0

#871769 - Friday 19 February 2010 9:21

chuckles at sign also. fuck it lights a cig too.

bnizzle | 0

#872069 - Friday 19 February 2010 12:24

lights their hair on fire too.

Jrook | 0

#872283 - Friday 19 February 2010 14:59

logic dictates if you catch on fire you're made of wood and therefore a witch

gigi37 | 0

#872634 - Friday 19 February 2010 17:40

So...we can build a bridge out of her?
=D

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#872651 - Friday 19 February 2010 17:44

Are you quoting lines from MPATHG and not waiting around for my retreat?

Ni! Ni!

gigi37 | 0

#872679 - Friday 19 February 2010 17:55

NOU...uh, No,No, No, No..NI?
So have you figured out what is the capital of Assyria?

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#872712 - Friday 19 February 2010 18:08

That's not really the thing in question here. We were discussing the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, especially when it comes to the migratory patterns of coconuts...