Lmfao

So does his girlfriend. OP might have a ways to go to catch up to them.

He was just a man with his will to survive without something bad happening

I would've went with "The Final Countdown" to each their own though!

Dude!!

He could of shouted out "Finish Her!" with a Mortal Kombat voice :)

C'mon OP, you have to admit that's pretty funny. Just get him back with any of the previously suggested tactics

Or "let's talk about sex".

Heh Mississippi queen, awwwhh yeaaah

Spiderman's secret secret identity is Rocky? Who knew.

Possibly distracting, but OP could have just continued to the rhythm of the song.

That would be so hard. The beat of the song is so erratic. BOMP...BOMP BOMP BOMP...BOMP BOMP BOOOOOOOMP

Just shake for the long notes and the rest is easy. Frustrating, but an easy rhythm to remember.

I hadn't thought of that! Genius.

You never know. Freaky shit does happen.

I have to give his roommate credit, quite funny!!! Although, if I were his girlfriend.. Probably be pretty upset that it was interrupted and ruined.

Your picture is disturbing ..

Are you sure you spelt "laughing" right? ;)

Are you sure you spelled "spelled" right?

Yes, yes he is.

47) Are you sure about your geographical/regional knowledge? Because according to a recent study, there is actually another place on planet earth than where people have actually invented the language you are currently spewing? Excuse my grammatical mistakes and also, please accept my apology as what I stated above was phrased in an unneeded mean Internet tone.

Yea honestly, this isn't even something you can get mad at. You just shake his hand and say “well played bitch.”

Just trying to set the mood.