youre a wizard :0

I hear if you are a virgin till you're thirty you become a wizard... Did you become a wizard? 0_o

ooh, that's harsh

Awww that's terrible =( I don't understand why someone who's supposed to be the love of your life would treat you like this.

Dude, I feel sorry for you. This is conclusive proof that it is retarded to wait until marriage to have sex. It goes against our nature. At least if you're not well endowed but have plenty of experience you have a better chance of satisfying a woman and avoiding being laughed at.

It's not the size of the dick, its the depth of the pussy. She must of stretched it out some.

I really want to say YDI for waiting so long... BUT I know it's a personal decision, yada yada, so first off, your wife is a BITCH. She's the one who agreed to marry you without seeing your schlong, so she has no room to laugh. Second, a small penis is not a big deal. There are LOTS of ways to satisfy a woman without using your dick. Give her some toe curling O's that way, she'll never notice the size issue again.

I'm so sorry to hear that! But for what it's worth, I once dated a guy with an extremely small penis, but he was wonderful in the sack. The size didn't matter: what mattered is that he knew how to use it! Practice makes perfect, so I hope your bride will stop laughing and practice with you!

don't worry op i got a small penis too

Maybe the wife is loose so his little boat doesn't feel like anything to her..?