That wouldn't cheer me up, plumbers are expensive.

The water damage to the apartment is probably expensive too. A half inch of water can do a lot more than most probably think. I've experienced it, and it definitely sucks...

Yeah, well I hope that OP wins the lottery tomorrow. That's right... You've been one upped

why the lotto what if she inherits a house that is fully paid for and furnished

A shitty Kevin Costner movie? Why not.

I bet op is whet with excitement at the thought of resuming normal activities now...

#21: Is that so? Usually I whet my appetite. I believe the word you were looking for was "wet". Make sure it doesn't' happen again. *sharpens knife using whetstone*

What exactly about the word "doesn't" needed a second contraction?

I feel like if I was going to correct someone's typo (whet to wet for example), that I'd be incredibly cautious in my own grammar/spelling while doing so.

But I also apologize for my typo which led to the misuse of a word altogether.

She may want to give him that water, it's all part of the "resume normal activities." (The sex, not the sleeping with a random worker)

Wouldn't that be some shit.

When your toilet backs up, that's when you know the shit has hit the floor.

(Coming from someone who displays their YDI badge prominently in their profile)

#18, it's not like you can rearrange your badges either. They just go in the order you earned them. So he's not "prominently displaying" it, it's just there.

Ydi for needing surgery.. Ydi for not properly checking the pipes before you left.. Ydi for leaving.. Ydi because I want the badge.. Ydi for not turning off your water before you left..