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Is this also the first day you've been with your cat? Because this is how every cat behaves.
I have 3 cats and not one of them act like that with me. They know I won't cater to them in the middle of the night so they wait until it's time to eat.
Cats can be like that. Mine constantly begs me for food; she's not happy about being on a diet.
*starts singing the Meow-Mix theme*
Fill it and go back to bed. Problem solved. Either that or make sure the bowl is completely full before you go to bed every night.
You don't have cats, do you?
Hey, the same thing happened to me this morning... only it was my 2 year old.
Dogs are for people who need to be looked at as a God. Cats are for people who are strong enough for their God to stand on their chest at 5am, demanding a sacrifice.
You weren't fast enough! You should know it was the fasting day of the Flying Cat Cult, you can't eat once the sun has come up!!
Sounds like it's time to practice football with your cat. Specifically punting.
Frig, OP. You are Catwhipped!
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Hey, the same thing happened to me this morning... only it was my 2 year old.
Dogs are for people who need to be looked at as a God. Cats are for people who are strong enough for their God to stand on their chest at 5am, demanding a sacrifice.