Tasty

By sleepysophie - 19/10/2013 15:04 - United States - Helena

Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML
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awkwardloveannie 28

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

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Sweet_Meli 11

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

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awkwardloveannie 28

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

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Soniye 14

Agreed, it's so disgusting ! And I wish I didn't have the image stuck in my mind >.

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kumarina 35

Even if she thought it was a joke, this is so disgusting

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michaelaranda 28

how is eating toe nail clippings an extra source of protein?

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Sweet_Meli 11

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

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Sweet_Meli 11

Ew no, lol. Andddd I just lost my appetite for a second time haha

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Have you read the one where this girls date used her hair to floss his teeth?

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deOrca 8

...And the one where a dentist's snot fell into the OP's mouth?

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skyttlz 32

What about the one when OP and his girlfriends lip rings got stuck together and she threw up

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ylirne 9

I guess you could say the food is made of toes, spice, and everything nice

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miianah1 22

Or the one where a girl but her boyfriends neck and pus from his pimple squirted into her mouth.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

There's a new one where a guy vomits regurgitated sushi into his date's mouth. Yeah. I don't normally have a problem with my stomach while reading these, but that FML definitely made me queasy.

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Dallasluver19 14

That's disgusting.

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sweetbliss3 37

even if he does do it in the kitchen how did it end up in the food, unless he clips while he cooks. regardless, that's nasty.

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sweetbliss3 37

I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

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sweetbliss3 37

I understand that, but I have done my nails in the kitchen before and I've never ended up with nails or anything of the sort in my food. weird

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michaelaranda 28

probably not a good idea to clip you toenails in a kitchen, regardless of the circumstances

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sweetbliss3 37

I always vacuum and clean up after so that doesn't happen.

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Dracoboxer357 35

....and shit like this is why I'm Always polite and charming to the waitress. That trip from the Kitchen to your table isn't exactly video monitored every step of the way. :p Ick.

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harryisangry 6

Eating at their house is a real "nail biter" ah? Ah? Yes? No? Okay

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

How's that for added flavor. In all seriousness, that's nasty.

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Rainhawk94 27

Well. Last time you eat over there. Invite your friend over and after she has soup or something say watch out my mom has a habit of putting rat poison in soup

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ImAFaker 29

Then put laxatives in the soup and say "You expected rat poison? **** you."

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michaelaranda 28

why would she drink the soup in the first place?

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HarleyBlues 24

Well she did warn you...

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jdeezy01 13

I was thinking the same thing. She received a fair warning.

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