Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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indian_goddess 0
is it really true that dog mouths are cleaner than human mouths?
bliggledorf 0
Um... wet birth controls don't work.
sjx 0
...do you think the pill stays dry after it's in your mouth?
ohmyjesus_fml 0
You do know that you can miss one pill? if you miss one you take two the next day, if you miss two you take three the next day and if you miss more than that you should stop taking the package all together.
AnaMaree 0
YDI for taking it. Are you stupid?
HeresYaSign 0
fyi...you dont have to take THAT one. you can take the next days and just start your cycle a day earlier. altho they do say that a dogs mouth is cleaner then ours. but still i would just take tomorrows pill and start earlier.
AhhhLeeGee 0
Omg! I did that once! My dad ate my birth control too! But I threw it away and just got a new one. haha. I didn't need to take the one my doggy lubricated. Btw, why should it matter why people take birth control. Maybe some of us (like me) don't want to get pregnant when we're not ready for the responsibilty of a child. Or maybe it's because of menstruation problems (me as well). It's not just about not getting pregnant and it's none of other people's business about birth control usage.
abyssion1337 0
ok, why, are you too stupid too throw it out and get a new? or was it the last one in which case: are you to horny to stop having sex and get more?
christopherlove 0
Funny thing about dogs, their mouths are cleaner than yours or mine. Well... yours anyway.
bgukusa00 0
lol #159 gd one
jlacoste7 0
Wow, you didn't have to ******* take it after it was in your dogs mouth its not a HUGE deal to ******* miss 1 pill. Plus wear a ******* condom when you do it then
girlwiththebow 0
the dogs mouth is the cleanest mouth and the humans mouth is the dirtiest