Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

manders_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

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manders_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

Daft_Punk709 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 8:19

Myabe you dropped two pills and didn't see the other one on the ground. FIRST!!!!! (to comment on the first comment)

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Monday 31 May 2010 22:24

ewww think about it what did she swallow

ezioaudatore 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:17

fail

harmoo_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:06

I hope you don't own a rabbit, op

foodlord 5

Friday 28 October 2011 11:03

By any chance do u hav mysterious animals wandering round ur house?

tournamentdecide 33

Saturday 2 August 2014 21:09

No, this swallows.

ThatsIncentive 8

Sunday 30 October 2016 3:40

You mean it swallows.

Scorpi3 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:15

ewwww

Rachel_Vikram 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:24

Maybe you should check your droppings...

BaldOuting 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

hopefully it was a tictac!

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

hubbabubbba 0

Friday 11 June 2010 12:41

lol

MwahFMLS 6

Friday 12 August 2011 10:51

ILoveThis.

MsSippi 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:16

It couldn't have been THAT nasty if you mistook it for a pill. Still that is not good.

Tehalon 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:16

Hope it was xtc :D

elcartel 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:36

you are so right

darkmis1 17

Monday 13 April 2009 23:17

Uhh....call a doctor

ATchick_08 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:21

A rat turd??? lmao

plaidrabbit 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:20

I hope you don't have a pet rabbit or something...could be a turd.

Meow34 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:21

YDI. Don't you look at something before you actually put it in your mouth?

Pooopsack 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:09

She was half asleep. I would have done the same thing.

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