FML : Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the...

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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You deserved it

By anonymiss - / Monday 13 April 2009 16:12 / Canada

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By shawnarawwwrr | 0

#108550 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?!

thats what she said

By manders_ | 0

#108530 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

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By manders_ | 0

#108530 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

Daft_Punk709 | 0

#986497 - Thursday 29 April 2010 8:19

Myabe you dropped two pills and didn't see the other one on the ground.

FIRST!!!!! (to comment on the first comment)

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1014244 - Monday 31 May 2010 22:24

ewww think about it what did she swallow

ezioaudatore | 0

#1175050 - Monday 2 August 2010 7:17

fail

harmoo_fml | 0

#1425516 - Sunday 19 September 2010 6:06

I hope you don't own a rabbit, op

foodlord | 5

#3503215 - Friday 28 October 2011 11:03

By any chance do u hav mysterious animals wandering round ur house?

tournamentdecide | 33

#6026197 - Saturday 2 August 2014 21:09

No, this swallows.

ThatsIncentive | 8

#6707385 - Sunday 30 October 2016 3:40

You mean it swallows.

By Scorpi3 | 0

#108548 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:15

ewwww

Rachel_Vikram | 0

#2102228 - Sunday 20 February 2011 2:24

Maybe you should check your droppings...

By BaldOuting | 0

#108549 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

hopefully it was a tictac!

By shawnarawwwrr | 0

#108550 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?!

thats what she said

hubbabubbba | 0

#1027741 - Friday 11 June 2010 12:41

lol

MwahFMLS | 6

#3092356 - Friday 12 August 2011 10:51

ILoveThis.

By MsSippi | 0

#108555 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:16

It couldn't have been THAT nasty if you mistook it for a pill. Still that is not good.

By Tehalon | 0

#108559 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:16

Hope it was xtc :D

elcartel | 0

#982125 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:36

you are so right

By darkmis1 | 17

#108564 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:17

Uhh....call a doctor

By ATchick_08 | 0

#108576 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:21

A rat turd??? lmao

By plaidrabbit | 0

#108580 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:20

I hope you don't have a pet rabbit or something...could be a turd.

By Meow34 | 0

#108581 - Monday 13 April 2009 23:21

YDI. Don't you look at something before you actually put it in your mouth?

Pooopsack | 9

#2441027 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:09

She was half asleep. I would have done the same thing.

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