Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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Comments (276)
tash14 1
Ew. You can miss one without much concern so you could have just tossed it. But I guess I can understand being paranoid about it.. just don't stress it next time, lol.
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hey2121 0
Don't have sex and u won't need it
YDIlover 0
The pill isn't just to stop pregnancy moron!
lmfaointhebutt 0
proven fact: dog's mouths are cleaner then human mouths (even if they are smellier), so this isn't really an FML at all.
NewLight8421 0
first off condoms dont always work and arnt 100% safe second off, it might not have been for sex... BC does other things ya know im not saying FYL or YDI im staying neutral
doof_fisch 2
Well, I guess it was a decision between being a litter bug or bugged by a litter.
Skott_fml 0
I'm not gonna argue over whether the OP really had to take the pill (frankly, I have no experience in that area), but I think that she definitely did the right thing by making the dog spit up the pill. God knows what birth control does to dogs, anyway.
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turned me on
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badabing94 0
dumbass, get new ones.