By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
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If you train your dog to do that consistently, you can just take it for walks an never have to clean out a litter box again.

Ahh, the joys of pet ownership.

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Ahh, the joys of pet ownership.

What a shitty thing to do.

Sweet and low... Let me see that Tootsie Roll.

Well, shit. Better go wash your hands. And figure out where your dog got it from.

If you train your dog to do that consistently, you can just take it for walks an never have to clean out a litter box again.

Yeah, until you get the cops called on you for breaking and entering into strangers' homes trying to get to the litter boxes.

1. Cat uses liter box. 2. Dog eats contents of box. 3. Dog defecates during walks, bypassing the step where you clean the box. 4. Profit (time is money after all).

And then you can start up a cat litter box cleaning company and make bank.

That's really gross. At least your dog is learning the trick to stop future chewing incidents though!

I was told (when I was 10 and watching my puppy die) that dogs get Parvo from eating cat poop. I don't know if that's true but it definitely stuck with me.

Not true. They get it from other infected dogs poop. But dogs eating cat poop is gross and I have several methods in place to keep my boys out of the cat boxes.

Heard like a crunch? Or a squish?

Hey, at least you know she listens.