Ignore this reply. It was a response to the original #1, but that comment disappeared.

Pounds. He's English. Also, YOU'RE AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY AND YOU'RE SLEEPING?! WTF???

Oxford University isn't the only university in Oxfordshire, there's at least 2 more.

OP may be studying somewhere outside of Oxfordshire.

"Staring" is perfectly spelled. Sounds like you should join OP back in class.

Nowhere does it say "star," or "stare" for that matter.

If they were "starring" as you have said they were doing, it would be spelled with two r's, but wtg, you have just shown internet world you can't read or spell.

@dun_dun_dun: Yes it does. "I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me". And it actually is spelled correctly. http://www.aolsvc.merriam-webster.aol.com/dictionary/staring

You fail, #4. It's shameful.

Ahahahaha, aw my god, I actually LOLed so much at #4. And by the way, most people usually spell 'at' with a T. Irony's funny.

#4: I know FML tells us to be respectful... But you're probably the biggest idiot I've seen on this website. Next time you try to be condescending, at least make sure you're right about it. Dumbass.

Wow, and all this time I thought to be a grammar nazi, you needed to have good grammar. How silly of me.

@17 I know it says "staring," but nowhere in the FML does it say "stare."

Epic fail.

don't you remember 1st grade? "drop the 'e' and add 'ing'"

uh... they spelled staring right. if it were star it'd be starring.. stare is staring.

Excuse me dickhead, but when describing the act of someone looking at you with a stare the correct way to spell it is 'staring' and not 'stareing'. So why don't you learn how to spell

Lmfao this comment actually made me laugh more than the FML. I hope youre really embarassed cause you should be. Hahaha

Uh, #6, half the world does that, so... YDI for calculating distances in a usless and olde system.

Plus, the imperial system is for douches. @ OP It's ok man (yep, clearly assuming. How sexist of me), i fell asleep during one of the end of year exams once. I started snoring really loud. Your not alone. P.S Fuck Academics and their boringness.

#9, Muphry's Law dictates that any criticism of the speech or writing of others will itself contain at least one error of usage or spelling. Just something amusing to think about. (Intentional misspelling of Murphy's Law, by the way). :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law