FML : Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I...

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By teepee / Friday 13 November 2009 15:53 / United Kingdom

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By null_fml | 11

#670168 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:58

Favourited for the "Dreamworld" and "Lectureworld". I like seeing a bit of creativity here for a change.

By perdix | 29

#670213 - Friday 13 November 2009 22:26

(My first attempt at this comment seems to have disappeared. Sorry if it's a double post.)

Oddly enough, your professor is going to be laughing in Gradeworld and you will let out yet another prolonged, creepy groan in Failworld.

Enjoy your never-ending stay in Parentsbasementworld.

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By prttyyngthng | 0

#670082 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:03

YDI. Don't fall asleep in lecture... also...

This is not FML worthy... this is more like "F today's class session."

xCrackerx | 3

#670192 - Friday 13 November 2009 22:12

Ignore this reply. It was a response to the original #1, but that comment disappeared.

arsenalfcboy | 6

#671140 - Saturday 14 November 2009 12:19

Pounds. He's English.

Also, YOU'RE AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY AND YOU'RE SLEEPING?! WTF???

AndrewFower | 0

#671531 - Saturday 14 November 2009 19:50

Oxford University isn't the only university in Oxfordshire, there's at least 2 more.

I_lost_the_game | 25

#4206783 - Friday 23 March 2012 23:00

OP may be studying somewhere outside of Oxfordshire.

By t53_ftw | 0

#670087 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:05

First!

By Chelsee_fml | 0

#670088 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:05

I'd like people to star at me too. idk how people could star at you, but kudos on that. Normally people starE a other people, but you get people to star! Please learn how to spell correctly. Also, YDI for sleeping in class.

zippit09 | 0

#670124 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:22

"Staring" is perfectly spelled. Sounds like you should join OP back in class.

dun_dun_dun | 0

#670149 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:39

Nowhere does it say "star," or "stare" for that matter.

pancakes_n_syrup | 0

#670163 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:52

If they were "starring" as you have said they were doing, it would be spelled with two r's, but wtg, you have just shown internet world you can't read or spell.

Iroquois_fml | 0

#670184 - Friday 13 November 2009 22:09

@dun_dun_dun: Yes it does. "I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me".
And it actually is spelled correctly. http://www.aolsvc.merriam-webster.aol.com/dictionary/staring

xChrista1xx | 0

#670208 - Friday 13 November 2009 22:23

You fail, #4. It's shameful.

repyourcliche | 0

#670280 - Friday 13 November 2009 23:18

Ahahahaha, aw my god, I actually LOLed so much at #4.

And by the way, most people usually spell 'at' with a T. Irony's funny.

nick339 | 0

#670340 - Friday 13 November 2009 23:43

#4: I know FML tells us to be respectful... But you're probably the biggest idiot I've seen on this website. Next time you try to be condescending, at least make sure you're right about it. Dumbass.

Fidget1990 | 0

#670473 - Saturday 14 November 2009 1:16

Wow, and all this time I thought to be a grammar nazi, you needed to have good grammar. How silly of me.

dun_dun_dun | 0

#670681 - Saturday 14 November 2009 3:32

@17 I know it says "staring," but nowhere in the FML does it say "stare."

allie2590 | 30

#671758 - Saturday 14 November 2009 22:57

Epic fail.

kei1108 | 13

#2471751 - Saturday 7 May 2011 8:09

don't you remember 1st grade? "drop the 'e' and add 'ing'"

xx_dRaMAQuEen_xx | 0

#2751766 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:07

uh... they spelled staring right. if it were star it'd be starring.. stare is staring.

loganberrybat | 11

#4159769 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 18:40

Excuse me dickhead, but when describing the act of someone looking at you with a stare the correct way to spell it is 'staring' and not 'stareing'. So why don't you learn how to spell

youknowimright | 5

#5237794 - Tuesday 11 December 2012 16:58

Lmfao this comment actually made me laugh more than the FML. I hope youre really embarassed cause you should be. Hahaha

By dwindling81 | 0

#670089 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:06

hahaha at least you didnt yell out mommy

By BigK_Diet_Cola | 1

#670099 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:08

YDI for measuring distance in meters.

fawfulster | 11

#670491 - Saturday 14 November 2009 1:31

Uh, #6, half the world does that, so... YDI for calculating distances in a usless and olde system.

crazytoaster | 2

#670515 - Saturday 14 November 2009 1:49

Plus, the imperial system is for douches.

@ OP
It's ok man (yep, clearly assuming. How sexist of me), i fell asleep during one of the end of year exams once. I started snoring really loud. Your not alone.

P.S
Fuck Academics and their boringness.

By deaditegirl | 0

#670117 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:16

YDI for sleeping in lecture.

By ninjobliveus13 | 0

#670140 - Friday 13 November 2009 21:37

lol @ star ing comment. I love people who fail when correcting grammar. That made my day more than anything else on here today... haha. You got stard at... haha

Iroquois_fml | 0

#670195 - Friday 13 November 2009 22:14

#9, Muphry's Law dictates that any criticism of the speech or writing of others will itself contain at least one error of usage or spelling. Just something amusing to think about. (Intentional misspelling of Murphy's Law, by the way). :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law