Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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Comments (276)
pplrretards 0
look all sexist people heres the thing: NO BODY WANTS YOU HERE please leave and stop posting crap tha you know nothing about.
dr_yes 0
Your dog probably has a cleaner mouth than yours so you should thank him.
XanimalloverX 0
Not everyone on birth control is on it because their trying to prevent babies. Some take it for other reasons too
XanimalloverX 0
Amen to you sunflowerkiss89
Tiopepe11 8
Didn't really need to take that pill, i've dropped my contraceptive before, into something I was not willing to put into my mouth. All I did was take the last pill from the pack so then next day I could take the pill from the correct day so as not to confuse myself. My first contraceptive was micro-gynon, and it said if yu missed a pill mid cycle it was ok, so long as yo took it when you remembered, or even just skiped it and took one the next day.
hazelkee 0
you deserve it for being on the pill.
hazelkee 0
173 you are a idiot. abortion stops a beating a heart
KJLD5 0
or u could take another one?
thatonegirl1412 0
U didnt have to do anything.
NiciNico2 0
You know a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth :P