Animals: Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this... - FML

By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:30 - Australia

Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.

91hayek 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 12:37

IT'S A SPEW-TIFUL MORNING! Sorry man, hope the dogs okay. I'd rather slip in spew than shit to be honest. Little mercies.

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Trin_Tran 26

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

I hope you and your dog are both okay.

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:05

Why is this thumbed down?

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:06

Almost every comment on here is thumbed down. Lol

EclipseCandy6 24

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:12

I'm wondering the same thing

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.

RainTears 15

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:20

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hippodankamus 22

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

Life is ruff. Sorry OP.

Fymlife 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:53

Must have been a SLIPPERY situation! Ha! No, anyone, ok...

EvilTurtle 35

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:44

No.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:53

I hope you apologized to him for that, he was saving it for later

KitchKraft 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:54

I hope you had a nice trip op. See you next fall.

erizonkim 17

Wednesday 29 April 2015 12:28

umm no just no

UnluckyLatina 22

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:50

Yes

KitchKraft 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:28

Really? Nothing? Dang, at least I tried.

kakabloom 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:54

Woah man. Are you okay? I hope you took a shower and felt better after. Did your dog eat something funny? You should take your dog to the vet if he/she throws up again. Anyways, I hope your day was/is going to be balanced out with something good happening!

lolhailsatan 23

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:27

This is literally the nicest comment ever and it's getting thumbed down, the **** is wrong with yall

Cads1 24

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:56

How nice, your dog left you a present.

cappellaaa 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:56

Poor puppy! But, that sucks so bad, I'd probably cry. Hope all is well!!

hedgedcats 19

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:56

The only time you would want your dog to eat their vomit :/ FML OP!

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