Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

By simple living - 29/4/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

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By cutycat136 | 28

#6276898 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.

By 91hayek | 31

#6276934 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 12:37

IT'S A SPEW-TIFUL MORNING! Sorry man, hope the dogs okay. I'd rather slip in spew than shit to be honest. Little mercies.

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By Trin_Tran | 26

#6276897 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

I hope you and your dog are both okay.

Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6276993 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:05

Why is this thumbed down?

Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6276995 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:06

Almost every comment on here is thumbed down. Lol

EclipseCandy6 | 24

#6276999 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:12

I'm wondering the same thing

By cutycat136 | 28

#6276898 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.

RainTears | 15

#6276955 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:20

Star Wars The Canine Wars 2: Dogs Strike Back

By hippodankamus | 22

#6276899 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

Life is ruff. Sorry OP.

By Fymlife | 14

#6276902 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:53

Must have been a SLIPPERY situation! Ha! No, anyone, ok...

EvilTurtle | 35

#6277014 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:44

No.

By abNormal62 | 23

#6276903 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:53

I hope you apologized to him for that, he was saving it for later

By KitchKraft | 21

#6276904 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:54

I hope you had a nice trip op. See you next fall.

erizonkim | 17

#6276927 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 12:28

umm no just no

UnluckyLatina | 22

#6277017 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:50

Yes

KitchKraft | 21

#6277201 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:28

Really? Nothing? Dang, at least I tried.

By kakabloom | 9

#6276905 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:54

Woah man. Are you okay? I hope you took a shower and felt better after. Did your dog eat something funny? You should take your dog to the vet if he/she throws up again.
Anyways, I hope your day was/is going to be balanced out with something good happening!