FML : Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the...

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 December 2011 08:13 / United States

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By killabee | 0

#1900850 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:14

Eh. Wash your hands, move on.

By BadKitty13 | 27

#1900839 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:10

EWWWWWWWW !

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By BadKitty13 | 27

#1900839 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:10

EWWWWWWWW !

FYLorYDIohno | 12

#1900933 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:41

That's a shitty situation. 

NeutralBear | 0

#1900964 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 17:01

Shit happens.

rottentomatoes | 7

#1901255 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 19:24

it happens to be in her hand

By killabee | 0

#1900850 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:14

Eh. Wash your hands, move on.

By Fiend_fml | 0

#1900863 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:19

Damn, dog has a good judge of character. He just shit all over your day.

By mintcar | 9

#1900870 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:21

Eh, not the end of the world, is it?

Zmeilerr | 22

#1901091 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 18:33

YES

By fadingaway | 16

#1900887 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:25

A leash has a loop at the end for you to put your hand through and wrap around your wrist. Use it next time.

By RachelBerry_fml | 5

#1900905 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:29

Mhm Probably looked Chocolate Frosting.. Delish ;)

breakofdawn1 | 0

#1901780 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 23:15

exactly

By perdix | 29

#1900914 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:30

It's "Haste makes waste," not "Haste takes waste." Silly Rabbit.

By awks | 0

#1900916 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:31

uggggh op that is so nasty.
i would just run to the closes store and wash my hands asap.
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘

By fofo_trixibell | 0

#1900929 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 16:37

EEW! POO! Nah, don't worry. Imagine if the dog had run away! It could have been a lot worse, just be thankful. :)

By catatonicsleep | 17

#1900981 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 17:08

This is why if you drop the leash you step on it to stop the dog walking away and then pick it up...

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