Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML I agree, your life sucks 33063 I agree, your life sucks 33063 You deserved it 15531 You deserved it 15531 2 1 7 39 By CatLitterLover - / Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:51 / United States
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped... I agree, your life sucks 25459 I agree, your life sucks 25459 You deserved it 3791 You deserved it 3791 116
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally... I agree, your life sucks 14032 I agree, your life sucks 14032 You deserved it 24296 You deserved it 24296 74
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless... I agree, your life sucks 26011 I agree, your life sucks 26011 You deserved it 7014 You deserved it 7014 80
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument because I suggested he should get a part-time job while studying. The same boyfriend that i have... I agree, your life sucks 1048 I agree, your life sucks 1048 You deserved it 484 You deserved it 484 36
Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because... I agree, your life sucks 1268 I agree, your life sucks 1268 You deserved it 81 You deserved it 81 12
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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