Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML I agree, your life sucks 33026 I agree, your life sucks 33026 You deserved it 15502 You deserved it 15502 2 1 7 34 By CatLitterLover - / Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:51 / United States
Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard... I agree, your life sucks 11420 I agree, your life sucks 11420 You deserved it 2879 You deserved it 2879 38
Today, my seasonal allergies started. Most annoying thing by far this allergy season? I only get the urge to sneeze when I have food in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 14384 I agree, your life sucks 14384 You deserved it 1730 You deserved it 1730 38
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being... I agree, your life sucks 37264 I agree, your life sucks 37264 You deserved it 6614 You deserved it 6614 70
Today, I thought I found a dead spider in the trash. Turns out it wasn't actually dead and loved the idea of freedom. FML. I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, weed is legal in Canada, which would be awesome, except now I can forget about hanging out with my parents without them getting high. It's ok tho,... I agree, your life sucks 8 I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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