Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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Comments (276)
misery09 0
Aw that sucks. You actually will be okay if you skip a pill..that's what sucks more. =(
lizz1234 0
not necessarily
OhmManiPadmiOhm 0
At least you took the pill so there will be no worries about children in the future. :)
etherealjoy 0
i wud have just taken the next days pill and stayed one day ahead for the rest of the month, and just gotten my period a day early before restarting as normal... for future reference...
smokey23 0
women miss taking pills all the time if you are smart you don't have sex pill or no pill use protection!
Sunflowerkiss89 0
Okay you people are idiots. I HAVE to be on hormone therapy b/c I have endometriosis and I have to be on the PILL when I'm not on other meds. And I am a Christian, but seriously, if God didn't want people to have sex for pleasure...why would he make it pleasurable? Other animals have sex just for kids and it isn't pleasurable, so far it has only been proved humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. And do you really think that God is stupid to not have known humans would make the pill, condoms, etc. ? And don't try forcing your religious views on others, if you were nice and talk to them and show them God's loving side, you'll bring more people to Christ then by condemning them. Why do you think the Catholics' are losing sooo much money and followers? Look at PA and what is happening to them here. I personally am so glad I'm United Methodist: Open Hearts, Open Minds, Open Doors.
skullbuster 0
Who are you replying to - I did a search on this page and, except for you, the only people who mentioned God or Christ were using it to curse (e.g. for God damn/Christ's sake).? Take the pill, don't take the pill, have kids, don't have kids, have sex, don't have sex, get married, don't get married, be gay, don't be gay, I'm not sure why it is anyone's business. Oh wait, you've made it our business by posting on this site. There are people posting here who will pounce if you misspell a word, so birth control chow downs out of the dogs mouth are bound to get some attention!
Chocoholic17 0
Taking the next pill in the pack is not skipping a pill (that's skipping a day or not taking it on time). Should've just taken the next one and ended up getting your period one day early. Your own damn fault for being stupid.
bear821 0
YDI you should know when it come to birth control if you miss a day and continue on the next day even if you have sex on a day that you missed your not going to get pregnant cause you still have those hormones in your blood
blaack11 0
LOL Noone cares
ajj_fml 0
anyone with half a brain would just take the next day's pill. they're identical. if anything, that just buys you more time to go to the doctor/pharmacy and buy another pack.
Dashiell 0
Typical behavior for anyone from New Jersey.