By Vampprobs - 25/03/2014 01:52 - United States - Skandia
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Tell your neighbour that there will be a family reunion at your place, and ancient and powerful vampiric lords and ladies will be in attendance. Get some complicit friends to show up in appropriate attire and tell your parents you are having a little dress up party-prepare costumes for them upon arrival. Make sure that when everyone leaves you all hover about your neighbour's place. Maybe he'll leave you alone afterward.
Hmm.. Seems a bit odd that the police would still be taking his call after a 7th report of "vampirism". I certainly wouldn't if I was the dispatcher. The police would probably help you settle things down with your neighbor if you asked them (or, arrest him on harassment charges if he doesn't cooperate), they're probably just as annoyed as you are.
They may have to take the calls, but false 911 calls are crimes, unless I'm mistaken. After multiple false reports he should have been charged with misuse of 911. I know the guy who called 911 asking for burgers and weed 34 times in a row got arrested for it. I think the guy who repeatedly called 911 for phone sex did too. (I follow some effed up news stories.)
Tell him if he keeps it up your parents will eat him
Act the part! Put on some fangs and a cape. You could have so much fun with your neighbor.