Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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tranekfny 0
Keep your legs closed and u wouldnt have too
LadyinPurple 0
do u guys really have to argue the justification and ethics birth control just because it was a part of the FML? that wasn't even the main point. I mean come on we all have our ideas. leave it alone.
simplyadisaster 0
That's kinda happened to me before, except when I dropped the pill my cat tried to play with it. FYL. That's gross.
ultravioletbaby 0
YDI for not reading the instructions and knowing you could take two the next day. Also people, not everyone uses it for actual birth control. Some women have menstrual problems that can be fixed by the pill.
ChaosChild 0
Oh sweetie you didn't have to do that. I take birth-control too and while yes you should take one every day and not skip one, it's not a crisis if you miss a day. It's just like if you forgot a day you can take two the next day. If something happens to your pill and your unable to take it that ONE day, nothing bad will happen to you. If you forgot for a week then you'd have a problem.
ram7_fml 0
a year ago wit my now ex bf. we used to have sex 3 times a day and i didnt take it for 3 weeks... and we didnt use protection. im not pregnant... but i think i jus got lucky.... missing one day wont do anything i miss days all the time.
DearGravity 0
Yuck, FYL. My friend has to take those everyday to control her period, if she misses one day, it all gets screwed up.
malcolm1919 0
You didn't acyualy have to take it you know, unless you skipped a couple of days. This is why they should teach sex ed in high school.
ThatOneQueerKid 0
Once more, a dog's mouth is cleaner than human's. You're a dumbfuck.
Julietiloveyou 0
I would still have taken it only if I was sexualy attive. I take mine now but its always diffrent times of the day... Which I wouldn't care but I'm planning on being sexually attive soon...