FML : Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop...

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By loveloves154 - / Friday 30 March 2018 15:00 /

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By blink831forever | 13

#7617314 - Friday 30 March 2018 15:56

Stay home your day is just going to get shittier.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7617335 - Friday 30 March 2018 17:23

Did you happen to drop a phone in there?

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By blink831forever | 13

#7617314 - Friday 30 March 2018 15:56

Stay home your day is just going to get shittier.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7617335 - Friday 30 March 2018 17:23

Did you happen to drop a phone in there?

By Ishvah | 13

#7617340 - Friday 30 March 2018 17:29

Question, were you flushing the toilet paper?

By dexter420 | 21

#7617363 - Friday 30 March 2018 18:32

You should teach your wife how to wipe her ass without wrapping her hand like a mummy

By devi_916 | 39

#7617543 - Saturday 31 March 2018 9:56

Admit it, you forgot to use your poop knife, didn't you?

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