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She could have Münchausen syndrome. Münchausen syndrome is when you fake or over exaggerate an illness or injury to gain attention or sympathy. Can't blame her, I have a sister who I believe suffers from it and it is very annoying. Or, of course, she's faking it just to sue OP. But you gotta rule out all of the possible outcomes, no? :P
@78 - I thought Munchausen's (by proxy) was when someone was secretly doing something to make themselves (or someone else) sick, not just someone faking/exaggerating it. Anyway, this isn't that. This is just a lady being a drama queen and trying to get easy money out of it because of something she saw on Law and Order or something.
At least she can't actually sue you. That's what insurance is for. She'll be suing your insurers who will probably just give her a couple thousand to get rid of her. If you can any way prove she's faking it, awesome because then she'll just go to jail for fraud. Worst that'll happen though is your insurance will go up a little.
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I'm not entirely sure on how the OP's name relates to the post itself... Did she f*** you after you bumped into her? Was this all an allegory for some scandalous encounter? Is it an allusion to a past marriage/divorce situation?
Why all the thumbs down? One of my first thoughts was 'what's up with their name?' The lady being crazy and cheap has nothing to do with her promiscuity and using the word 'slut' so commonly just makes it more acceptable to call women that as a general derogatory term and continues to pick on women who may actually want to sleep around and be responsible about it...not cool.
81- Oh, for fuck's sake. Maybe you shouldn't call her "cheap" if you're going to insist on being the PC police, since it's a derogatory term for people who are reluctant to spend money. Who cares if the OP calls her a slut? I'm pretty sure the term "bastard" is usually not meant literally, either.
Maybe it's okay with you guys but I feel horrible when someone calls me a slut. It's not a nice word. I'm often referred to as a 'slut' just for being a women. Some guys just casually refer to all women as sluts. I don't want it to become more acceptable. I want it to only be used when referring to an actual slut. I don't see why that's so terrible. I don't particularly like calling people a pussy either but I hate slut a lot more.
Due to the lack of damage, it should be proven that she never needed the ambulance. If she does go bat shit crazy, get a good attorney. And take pictures!
Not to mention I heard it was expensive if you needed an ambulance and didnt have insurance. So if it is proven that she was faking it, she's going to have one hell of a medical bill. Ambulance (if I'm right) xrays, seeing a doctor, etc. Bitch will get what's coming to her.
58 - not true. At least not in all states. In Illinois people call 911 as non-emergency for many reasons (not knowing local non-emergency number to start) but if you explain the situation as a non-emergency right away they will link you to the non-emergency call center. I myself have never gotten "in trouble" for this in any way.