Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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xgetxbentx 13
Having been through a lawsuit for a car accident, let me just say that if she does try and sue you, it will be a waste of her time. My settlement took almost four years and it was settled outside of court. No lawyer would take her case. So you should be safe.
dunebro 15
Why do you people always need to sue each other?
siegheil_fml 4
Paging Dr. Kavorkian!
monster_tamer 11
This reminds me of the time a guy ran an intersection light, and my mom's car t-boned it-- except her car was so much shorter than his that all it did was sort of slide part-way on the underside of the other guy's truck. Most of the damage done was to her car, but the guy came out screaming and ranting at her that he might have a neck injury. My mom, who teaches anatomy to PT students, asked him, "Well, do you have one or not?"
bigdurrdy 4
I was hit from behind and suffered a sprained wrist and a strained shoulder. My car, on the other hand, is a hoss and looked perfectly fine (aside from a slightly crumpled license plate, which isn't even technically the car). People can suffer damages even if their car can take a hit like a champ.
sotagurl84 3
I was rear ended when traffic was stopped and she hit me so hard I smacked into the car that was in front of me. My car had a tiny crack on the rear bumper that's it, but their cars were damaged pretty bad. Damage is not an indication of how serious the accident was. I had a sore neck and headache all day after my accident. I didn't go to the dr or anything, but that was my choice. And whiplash can take years to cause problems too.
yenidewi 11
hahhahahahha ... what a drama queen ... lol
cajekraze 7
Your insurance will take care of it. Either way, your premium will go up due to the incident. Your insurance can also go after her for the money to pay for the ambulance and hospital if the damage is found to be to light to cause an injury. Usually, they just settle and pay
natewilson 9
You can count on it.
cheer21moose 13
Another?