Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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SkoomaKi 28
*Checks OP's location* Yep, she's definitely going to sue you.
wickedninja918 1
im on the app whats her location
SkoomaKi 28
'Murica
timmy_00738618 4
She won't sue you just your insurance policy
Maria_Obligacia 14
Thing is, what looks like superficial couple chips on the paint could be many $$$$ of internal damage to the car and real injuries to the person especially if she had neck conditions. I had an a$$ like this OP here rear end me in Summer - she was texting!- and like the idiot that I am, I let it go, because it did not LOOK like much. The joke was on me, as I had to pay a shitload of money to fix the damages that the seemingly barely cracked bumper hid!!! I can't BELIEVE how many people here cheering the OP on when he CAUSED AN ACCIDENT!!! It was his fault!
greeneye_fml 12
Hey there crazy bitch, they let you out of the hospital already?
Pinwheel 10
And maybe someone died somewhere because an ambulance was tied up by a crazy person who saw this as the first step in an awesome lawsuit to get some money. Having someone pay for the damage they have done is one thing and of course you have a right to that. Tying up an ambulance and medical personnel in the hope of getting more money is a different story.
Legendoflaw 4
Completely AGREE! Of course OP is going to minimize what his thinking of serious damage was. It was HIS fault. Suck it OP. you were a careless driver who was not paying 100% attention to the road and your surroundings!
valvmonster 9
I love how were talking about the damages to the vehicle as if that's what's shocking about this FML- not the fact that the other driver got carted away in an ambulance with obviously no injury.
thewife5 19
We don't know for sure that there wasn't an injury. We only have half the story, most Likely being downplayed by the one who is at fault.
Ameel_fml 19
1. The OP never said they were texting, so how does that make him anything like the "ass" who hit you? 2. You're the idiot who let the other driver go without getting their insurance details. ALWAYS get insurance details, no matter how small the damage might be. 3. People make mistakes. Even good drivers make mistakes. While it IS the OP's fault they hit the other car, that doesn't mean they deserve to be insulted and vilified for it. Chances are, the OP is already kicking himself for even causing an accident. They don't need other people to make them feel twice as bad.
kittygirlkansas 1
He's not kicking himself if he's complaining about the innocent party on here. Not all injuries are easily seen at the time of the accident. The other driver could have a bad back or previous neck injury that would make even a small accident cause of a big injury.
NeonPopRocks 14
OP may have been paying perfect attention. A guy once crashed into the back of our van while me Mom was driving, and he tried to say it was her fault, yet he was tailgating her along the whole road and highway, and she had to slow down because she had just turned into a very small town.
NeonPopRocks 14
132- You have a point there, my mom has Chiari Malformation, and if her head/ neck ;(mostly neck) is moved of bumped the wrong way, it could kill her or severely injure her at least....
0ops_i_died 8
Sounds like a bump in the road would cause more whiplash than getting tapped on the bumper by OP. come on people, be realistic.
ICastillo 25
I hate when people become dramatic ass holes just so they can get a little money from someone.
KiddNYC1O 22
She's definitely suing someone. Not saying she'll be successful, though...
LexieWins 0
There's nothing worst than someone who lacks integrity. People like that are scum.
hobby1013 8
Dude. Been there done that had the same situation and now I pay more in insurance :(
LexieWins 0
Worse*
Tanner1245 4
She is an attention *****. If he got taken away in an ambulance then a doctor will probably provide the evidence so you shouldn't lose if it comes to that.
Brssps 13
I don't even have a comment.....wow..
redbluegreen 41
And yet, here you are.
Legendoflaw 4
Just maybe, even if the damage was only minor, she was still hurt? Just because the vehicle has minor damage doesn't mean she is faking her pain. That's why you pay insurance. No matter what, OP was still at fault. Let the insurance company fight with her.
Legendoflaw 4
And my favorite part about these comments for this post is that at LEAST 50% of you all posting how bad of a person she is, even though you don't really know if OP is stretching the truth, is that you all would do the same exact thing! Hypocrites!
pink_raindrops 26
I think it's definitely possible. About 5 years ago someone rear ended the car I was in, the only damage to the car was a broken back light cover, the light wasn't even broken...I still ended up hurt. I didn't realize it right away, but not even an hour later I my entire back shot up in pain. I couldn't sit up, or move at all without crying because of how much it hurt. It took about a week to feel o.k again. The person in this fml may be faking, but it's possible she really was hurt or maybe she was incredibly worried she would be and wanted to be checked out.
doondagr8_1 9
What a ******* ****.