Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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catchbigtuna 0
That's what insurance is for...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She's definitely going to sue you/your insurance company. Odds are the faker does this for a living.
perdix 31
You should run out and sue her first for patent infringement. Those cases are 10-100x more expensive than personal injury ones. If the bitch be crazy, your crazy suit would make sense to her, and she'd accept dropping both suits simultaneously. You can't deal sanely with crazy people, you have to out-crazy them.
kiraleann 16
I hate people that do that. I mean, it's understandable to get pissed off if you're one of those douchenozzles that feels the need to have your front bumper as far up the ass of the car ahead of you as possible, but if it wasn't like that and it was an honest mistake or even possibly caused by the car in front there's no need to react like that.
Mahendra1 9
Why is everyone taking the OP's side on this? All we know for sure about the situation is that the OP was at fault in causing an accident. Everythng beyond that is bias on his part, and with a name like "youfuckingslut" (presumably referring to a woman he knows nothing about other than that he hit her with his car), I'm sensing he's not the most rational or even-handed of people when it comes to considering things objectively...
BubbleGrunge 18
I'm thinking OP is venting to the FML community with his user name. My personal favorite is "***** bag," apparently yours is "not rational" and "even-handed." Personally, I like ***** bag and ******* **** more. Has a better ring to it!
maddygirl820 10
People like that are just annoying. Sorry OP.
StanSmith2013 26
Sue her for psychiatric stress or something :)
gregkingsley 4
That's America why work when u can take hand outs, live on welfare and sue people for just about anything
yaozeyu 4
The hell all these bitch!
tsent8 15
Call the amberlamps I got a cramp oh lord I ain't gonna make it momma! I can see the light! Granny is that you I missed you so much! Oh this cramp is killing me I might expire from pure pain alone!