Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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copo37 7
That happened to me once. A lady was trying to cross a road and she kept edging up. I saw that there were no cars, and she started to go so I moved up. She then slammed her brakes causing me to barely touch her bumper. She insisted on calling the police and when they arrived they asked where the damage was ( yes that's how little damage was caused, more like a scratch) after she said there was the officer asked if there was anything else and then she started to say her sons neck was hurting and I gave him whiplash, and at that point I accidentally said your full of shit, and the officer agreed. I hate when people are like that.
gc327072 31
Johnny accidentally hits Susie's bumper Susie isn't a bitch about it because she isn't hurt. Good on you, Susie. Road etiquette. Super simple stuff.
copo37 7
If only it worked that way! Noooooo let's make a huge deal about nothing, most of the time.
Life_sucks_13 6
I have to say at least the officer agreed with you.
writergirl23 19
She'll be the one to be laughed at once the hospital sees she's fine. And if she does sue- jokes on her cuz guess who'll pay court costs for being a drama queen? Not you.
P1P_BOY 6
Itll be funny if she has x rays and the doctor laughs.... The wort thing that probably happened to her was she broke a nail.
nephilim241 19
Dash-cams all the way. It wouldnt stop her taking legal action, but it would stop her claiming all the whiplash etc
Legendoflaw 4
A dash cam can't see her getting whiplash unless she was Tboned.
sarahblayke 10
Hope took pictures if car i had a lady try claim i did more damage then i did on her car other week
Maria_Obligacia 14
#18, you don't know how much damage is to the car till the mechanic actually looks. Happened to me you know.
mclauren29 22
I agree 43, my car was written off when I thought I would be able to drive it after a car accident. It looked fine from the outside. I'm guessing this isn't the same in OPs case though.
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, punctuation.
mbusey 20
She'll be told no by any attorney she goes to. She has no case.
wickedninja918 1
idk this chick sued mcdounald because their coffee burned her (hence why you see the caution hot liquids warning on the side of the coffie cups)
mbusey 20
In the McDonald's case, the coffee was actually over the heat limit, so that woman had a case.
wickedninja918 1
true but what im saying is people find stupid things to sue about all the time (they just have to find a good unethical lawyer) (and a different example is the guy who broke into someones house and got hurt and sued the homeowner for the damages)
mizuki123 8
Did you see the pictures of her burns? She had a legit reason.
wickedninja918 1
i would just think its common sence to think that coffee is hot (but idk i usually burn my mouth on coffee so mabie thats why)
Mearemoi 14
#80 - The coffee was over boiling temperature, and gave the woman 3rd degree burns. She had a legit reason.
egc573 40
Both sides were liable. McDonald's was just MORE liable. Part of the reason that the woman's (Stella Liebeck) burns were that bad was because she put the coffee cup in between her legs. Who the hell does that with any warm beverage, let alone boiling-hot coffee? All the same, she was quite right to sue. Funny enough, on another, similar FML there was a LONG thread about this same case. I guess it'll never really lose the "frivolous" label.
wickedninja918 1
honestly i was just useing that as an example and there are plenty of other examples that i could have used (probably should have picked another one but still)
egc573 40
There are plenty of good examples 126. One of my personal favorites is the judge who sued a small dry-cleaning company for 54 MILLION in damages. Why the lawsuit? They lost his pants. Don't worry, he lost and is no longer a judge. But he sure makes for a great example.
NeonPopRocks 14
The woman had over 2nd degree burns and asked for only 10,000$ to cover her medical bills....
thatnucca 36
Don't worry OP, Karma is one hell of a bitch...
Awsumuzzie 12
People find the easiest ways to make money. I was at fault in a car accident and was actually injured. The other parties (I hit more than one car :/ ) ran the same day to get attorneys. It was never proven that anyone was injured, but they wanted to sue for my car and then sue my insurance. Each person got $6,500.
tomhofer 14
I love ur name
Awsumuzzie 12
Haha, thank you very much :)
Legendoflaw 4
And they said it was ok to let women drive.....
Enslaved 38
That is what insurance is for. I wouldn't worry about it. Yes, people are happy to sue but unless she has enough evidence that you caused that much damage, what can she really get?
SystemofaBlink41 27
It's a shame you weren't sure she was going to sue you... If she was, you could've at least made it worthwhile, like grab a baseball bat and make it look like a real car accident...
Maria_Obligacia 14
Are you SERIOUS??? You would do THAT?!You think it's a good idea?!!!! You are a horrible, vile person to justify such a horrible assault on a person after he already hit her car!
Metallica36176 16
If she was that big of a bitch, yes. If she tries to sue for bullshit charges, yes. People dont realize that if you sue someone, it can ruin their lives financially, mentally, emotionally, everything. If you are that big of a greedy bitch thinking about suing someone for bullshit, yes she deserves it.
wickedninja918 1
i agree but im probably not a good example i have anger issues
CuriousAlien 7
Damn she's either a really good actress, or the ambulance people are idiots.
Legendoflaw 4
The 'ambulance people' are called paramedics. And they're not idiots you idiot. If you got hurt, even though it was not imediately identifiable, would you want them to look at you and say "aww, it's alright, you're definitely faking." I got hurt in an auto accident and it took the doctors 2 months to finally run an MRI on me to see that I had hairline fractures on 4 of my vertabrae. Not one bruise. The medical team fused my bones together.
0ops_i_died 8
Paramedics aren't doctors, their job is to get people as safely as possible to the hospital to be evaluated. It's not their job to determine who's faking or not. If they refuse medical attention based on assumptions, they'll be the ones dealing with a lawsuit.