Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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SamCrow 1
Yep, you are gonna get sued. This happened to me twice.
monkeytater96 23
Something similar happened to me. I opened the car door and "dinged" the side of another door. The guy forced my mom to call the cops. The guy was my homeroom teacher.
shadwolf99 2
She wont have a case if all the damage is is a slight chip and there is no injuries on her. She will be laughed right out of court. I wouldnt worry.
xoAbiox 18
That happened to me. Other car had no damage at all, I had a cracked number plate. She wasn't hurt either. She called an accident helpline, claimed assault and was awarded £45,500.
HighasaCloud 46
Welcome to the United States, where you can (and probably will) get sued by anyone for just about anything
thatoneguy500 8
Similar thing happened at a campground. My dog got exited and jumped at the lady. The dog didn't even touch her, and she sued is for 3,000 dollars and won. As an additional bonus our dog wasn't allowed in the campground anymore, ending our trip early.
daidax_238 26
In a way I'm glad that she got to go in an ambulance. Do you have any idea how much an ambulance ride costs? And there aren't really any grounds to sue. I mean, she could maybe due for a couple hundred and get the car repainted but that's about it
Fran Rolli 8
Must have hit my sister Jacqui. She plays that way