FML : Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets...

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Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tom / Thursday 25 November 2010 13:28 /

Transportation

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By shesaywha | 19

#1750167 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:08

don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??

By WTSchool | 0

#1750176 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:09

o.O
I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.

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By shesaywha | 19

#1750167 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:08

don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1750345 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:31

this is why mandatory euthanasia for people over 70 should be passed by parliament.

suppressed08 | 2

#1750665 - Thursday 25 November 2010 17:41

I actually agree with you there.

sourgirl101 | 23

#1750705 - Thursday 25 November 2010 17:53

I'm so sorry you hate your grandparents.

azhein | 0

#1750859 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:38

That would be more like genocide.

xJASMINEx | 0

#1751024 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:07

my dad does that in court, cept he uses his diabetes excuse and the fact that he's an amputee, he goes in a wheelchair and brings crutches along

haquai | 0

#1751043 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:09

18 is a god damn genius.

boyguydudemalema | 0

#1754064 - Friday 26 November 2010 10:35

i hate it when old bags do that, dont worry op shell die b4 you anyways

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1767139 - Monday 29 November 2010 9:41

18 just started the Old People halocaust.

FacelessCactus | 0

#2493417 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:40

#37 FAIL

By GimmeSunglasses | 0

#1750169 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:08

What a bitch

MRiKiCCS | 0

#1750783 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:15

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS...

ShatteredDreams8 | 0

#1750949 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:56

why?

By MassEffectNerd | 0

#1750174 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:09

Old people are EVIL!!

timma90 | 4

#1751048 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:09

I call bullshit on this FML.

By WTSchool | 0

#1750176 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:09

o.O
I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1750263 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:19

I know right. There should be an age limit for drivers. Or something...

bamagrl410 | 31

#1753106 - Friday 26 November 2010 5:11

Spongebob reference?

Damn app not posting my comments...

Uscdrew1 | 6

#1753415 - Friday 26 November 2010 6:52

IT'S CANNONBALL JENKINS!!!

By KirkaLiscious | 0

#1750184 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:09

stab her :)

theblackpoop | 0

#1762750 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:16

agreed in fact bash her face in

DovahShep | 20

#6253159 - Sunday 5 April 2015 18:01

say she made weird faces, justifys stabbing her

By prettyinpunk1025 | 14

#1750193 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:11

that's bulls**t that's why I hat old people

WhatTheFuq | 0

#1750255 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:19

Old people hat you to. And not all old people are mean. Some of the sweetest people on earth are old.

colombiancartel | 0

#1750270 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:21

i hat all of you

allmidnighteyes | 10

#1750323 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:29

I fedora old people.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1750335 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:31

I'd hit 12.

BabesYourAStar | 0

#1750687 - Thursday 25 November 2010 17:47

I flatcap old people.

SwagLikeMe | 0

#1752356 - Friday 26 November 2010 2:01

heyheyhey, bitches come in all ages.

gooBUZZ | 0

#1753734 - Friday 26 November 2010 8:58

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1767161 - Monday 29 November 2010 9:43

old people don't suck.it's all the governments fault.they make old people do this.haven't you noticed almost everyone in the government is old!?

By climbthoserocks | 6

#1750203 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:12

did anyone else see the accident? then you can prove she lied and she will get in huge trouble for lying AND hitting you.

mrbeastmode | 0

#1750690 - Thursday 25 November 2010 17:47

shut up car

alex1432 | 9

#1750822 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:29

lawl at 36

ThePillow | 0

#1750893 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:42

Guys don't bitch at 31, he's a Transformer.

desigirl2010 | 0

#1750909 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:47

oooo really? like orgasmitron?

hayden555 | 0

#1753062 - Friday 26 November 2010 4:34

lol 48

By starberries | 0

#1750249 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:18

That doesn't even make sense. Since when is "making strange faces" a justification for hitting someone with a car? This is stupid.

loski87 | 4

#1750429 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:45

Exactly what I was thinking.

Pg11 | 0

#1751255 - Thursday 25 November 2010 19:56

not only that, but if she supposedly injured herself in the crash, why does she already have crutches?

alextheguineapig | 0

#1752863 - Friday 26 November 2010 3:32

She's obviously prepared for anything. In fact, she probably has a shotgun in her trunk in case she's encountered by wild bears.

By jackirose | 0

#1750267 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:21

ha. shove you're glowstick down her throat. make her swallow. problem solved:D

By catatonicsleep | 17

#1750280 - Thursday 25 November 2010 16:23

How does you making strange faces make it ok for her to hit you with a car??? That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. And the cops blamed you!! This is rediculous...