FML : Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her...

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Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple / Tuesday 10 February 2009 04:54 / United States

Transportation

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By arms_akimbo | 0

#1068 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 04:39

Eyes on the road, numb nuts.

By sforward09 | 0

#75593 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 11:33

dude you dont just get in an accident and then get into another one... pay the fuck atttention

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By Amkii | 0

#1025 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 08:40

Maybe he meant after he exchanged info, called the cops, called the insurance companies, etc. lol. Either way, this is one of my favs!

By greenman_fml | 0

#1061 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 03:47

Double duty! I think I saw you on Cops

By arms_akimbo | 0

#1068 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 04:39

Eyes on the road, numb nuts.

By Lou_Briccant | 0

#1147 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 12:41

Real smooth, guy.

By Delinas | 0

#1212 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 03:51

aahh karma.

By Matisse_fml | 0

#1238 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 05:12

Now your face is just as banged up as your ass.

By greenearth | 0

#63993 - Saturday 28 March 2009 03:21

um, yeah, you can't just leave an accident ... lol

By sforward09 | 0

#75593 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 11:33

dude you dont just get in an accident and then get into another one... pay the fuck atttention

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