FML : Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered...

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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By IntimidatorStag - / Friday 6 February 2009 23:54 / United States

Love

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By whiskeydick | 0

#525 - Saturday 7 February 2009 06:52

who gets anything off of one beer anyway? if she was any more of a lightweight she'd float away.

By dan81892 | 2

#392996 - Monday 13 July 2009 06:10

it means that she thought she was drinking something alcoholic, and her being "drunk" was all in her head, although she still managed to do something stupid like crashing the OP's car.

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By lewalrus | 4

#459 - Saturday 7 February 2009 05:54

hahahahaha, funny.

jazziue | 0

#912888 - Thursday 4 March 2010 03:54

at least u know she van be easily manuipulated

LegitDGK | 0

#994484 - Saturday 15 May 2010 06:23

lol that's wut I do with my lil bro

My2864 | 1

#1062414 - Sunday 4 July 2010 12:37

yeh i love to play people like that i once told someone i had the best kind of weed for him ... it was just tabacco but he had a awesome trip

martialart1st18 | 19

#5857733 - Friday 14 February 2014 04:05

Your girlfriend is a fucking dumbass

By greenman_fml | 0

#466 - Saturday 7 February 2009 07:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

iloveyou1266 | 4

#3139779 - Friday 19 August 2011 04:30

What's with you and rufies ?!

By Timmytwofinger | 0

#473 - Saturday 7 February 2009 08:42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By whiskeydick | 0

#525 - Saturday 7 February 2009 06:52

who gets anything off of one beer anyway? if she was any more of a lightweight she'd float away.

By NotSprinkles | 0

#1033 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 10:40

Yea, non-alcoholic drinks still have alcohol just a lesser amount....if someone hasnt had much alcohol before then they could get a bit drunk off it...