By IntimidatorStag - United States
Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
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By  dan81892  |  2

it means that she thought she was drinking something alcoholic, and her being "drunk" was all in her head, although she still managed to do something stupid like crashing the OP's car.

  My2864  |  1

yeh i love to play people like that
i once told someone i had the best kind of weed for him ...
it was just tabacco but he had a awesome trip