Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
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whiskeydick
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who gets anything off of one beer anyway? if she was any more of a lightweight she'd float away.
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dan81892
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it means that she thought she was drinking something alcoholic, and her being "drunk" was all in her head, although she still managed to do something stupid like crashing the OP's car.
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lewalrus
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hahahahaha, funny.
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jazziue
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at least u know she van be easily manuipulated
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LegitDGK
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lol that's wut I do with my lil bro
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My2864
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yeh i love to play people like that
i once told someone i had the best kind of weed for him ...
it was just tabacco but he had a awesome trip
i once told someone i had the best kind of weed for him ...
it was just tabacco but he had a awesome trip
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martialart1st18
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Your girlfriend is a fucking dumbass
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greenman_fml
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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iloveyou1266
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What's with you and rufies ?!
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Timmytwofinger
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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whiskeydick
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who gets anything off of one beer anyway? if she was any more of a lightweight she'd float away.
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NotSprinkles
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Yea, non-alcoholic drinks still have alcohol just a lesser amount....if someone hasnt had much alcohol before then they could get a bit drunk off it...
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supafly208
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wow that sucks.
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crazycar
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DItch the girl dude. It'll only get worse when she really drinks.
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nativebacon
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That's the funniest thing I have ever read! Thanks for making my day!
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macfluffers
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Epic pLOLcebo effect.
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ramonajay
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holy shit is a monk seal a real type of seal?
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David Horgan
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Yes it is.