Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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420legalize 0
This kinda shit pisses me off. The same thing happened to me except NO DAMAGE at all. the stupid bitch that probally lost all her money at a casino somewhere tried to tell me that she slammed her head off of the steering wheel I hit her so hard...
420legalize 0
BTW I hate this stupid phone it has a mind of its own!!! Wait... OH NOOOOO Judgment day is coming! Everyone get some bud and hide in a cave somewhere!
420legalize 0
This is bullshit the same thing happened to me, there was NO DAMAGE at all, and she tried to say that her head slammed of the steering wheel because i hit her so hard now keep in mind I was in a cavalier and she had a ******* chevy blazer...
tracisnow32 0
Ugh! This bitch causes a big wreck one rainy night...nearly KILLING me & an 18 year old boy in another car. She gets out, running circles around her minivan. Then, she lays on the ground & screams that she can't feel her legs! She didn't have insurance...of course. My car & the guys were totaled (he landed upside down after landing on my car & bouncing) but hers was BUMPED. I was sitting at a stop sign waiting to turn onto the road. She was turning onto the road I was on & she went to pull left when he was coming from the other way. He couldn't stop. Her lawyer called me to try to get me to sue HIM too! (She couldn't sue me bc I was at a stop sign...stopped or she would've tried, I'm sure.) I told him I'd be happy to talk with him. He hung up once I began. Then, not 2 weeks later, she nearly rammed me in the back...when I was in a different car! People are sue-happy, I swear! Good luck, OP! Hope nothing comes of this.
Meesersuperman1 4
Well then she'd go to the hospital and they would tell her nothing is wrong if she played it up as much as you said. She can't sue you for anything.
alycion 39
I have a pain disorder. When I got hit I went to get checked out because of it. I did turn down the ambo though. I didn't sue. Just wanted my car repaired and my medical costs covered. The other driver''s insurance sent me a nuisance check which I sent back. Wasn't looking to make a profit. I am sharing this in hopes she was hysterical at the scene for a different reason and won't be looking to make a profit. There are people like that out there.
radioedit 7
Honey it don't matter how bad it is anymore everyone sues hope you have an awesome insurance best of luck
callofdutyking 3
I ride motorcycle and seriously if you "bumped" into me I'd be dead. Stop complaining and be more careful!
CaityH 5
This happened to me last summer. The crazy old lady ended up suing. Thankfully she didn't win.
JDziewaltowski 7
Well judging from the fact that a series of fender-benders (where there was little damage) have given me so many structured settlements (paychecks) that I no longer have to work, I'd say you're ******. Hope the lady doesn't have a good lawyer!
dangousity 21
She's going to try... But your insurance should handle it in court easily