About Xpetrova

Hello, привет or hola! Я люблю жизнь!)) Nunca se debe perder la voluntad de vivir, nunca. Yes, I speak Russian, English and Spanish fluently. I am from Russia but I live in Canada. I am studying seismology around the world for the Uni and I love travelling. I have an amazing loyal boyfriend of 3 years from Chile who loves me so very much. I'm so lucky to be with him and everyday I wonder just when he might pop the ultimate question, hmm... I love classic rock, hard rock and metal. My favourite band is Iron Maiden. I also am a major fan of Judas Priest, Slayer, Megadeth, Deep Purple, ect... I've been playing electric guitar for 8 years and I can safely say, it's my passion. It is also important to note, I am a grammar Nazi anx I am an Alchemist. If you've read this far, congrats, love ya! :) Kisses!

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