Yeah, most of my parked car accidents act out like Ninja Car. Every time I look away that darned car comes a little closer until it pounces! It's both adorable and irritating.

#1 is your car called Christine by an chance? If you just gasped in shock that I should know this, trust me when I tell you that you really need to walk away from your car! No, actually just run like a Mofo!!

#22, uh, what...?

My jeep doesn't have a name. And why would I name a jeep Christine?

The book by Stephen King.. . duh

Thankyou! I must be showing my age if there is only one other person who has heard of Christine by Stephen King. Epic story about an evil car.

I've read it and seen the movie.

Me too. Copious times. Love Stephen king.

Congratulations! Sorry for your accident...

He may not have, but his pride sure as hell did.

hit a worked car...clearly OPINION was a girl.

Statistically men have more car accidents than women. Source: my mom, insurance agent

For the record, OP didn't say he was a new driver, just that he had his first accident. I had been driving 16 years before I had my first accident. Either way, what an absurd way to ruin a perfect record :)

I don't think Allstate is on OP's side...

No worries, Nation Wide is on their side

or poor driving skills.

And poor door opening skills. I really can't understand how people dent other cars with doors. Is the car you hit have a light emitting polymer??

This, exactly. You learn from your mistakes. Maybe the crash was unavoidable, but now you'll always be more careful with your car doors. :)

"Maybe the crash was unavoidable"? Really?! I bet that parked car came out of nowhere. It probably didn't even signal.

#30, it could happen. After I parked in a last spot another driver parked their car at an angle next to mine. It was almost impossible to back out without hitting that car. There are some odd situations like this where hitting a parked car could certainly happen.

No bad deed goes without cake

Mmm cake...

Some people never get into car accidents you know..,

True, I shouldn't have said everyone. But generally, most people do get into at least one accident.

Bad luck 11.