By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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fortune789 17

At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.

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CammyGal 26

Go big or go home? Good luck OP.

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fortune789 17

At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.

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Welshite 39

Yeah, most of my parked car accidents act out like Ninja Car. Every time I look away that darned car comes a little closer until it pounces! It's both adorable and irritating.

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zandalee 19

#1 is your car called Christine by an chance? If you just gasped in shock that I should know this, trust me when I tell you that you really need to walk away from your car! No, actually just run like a Mofo!!

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cryssycakesx3 22

#22, uh, what...?

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fortune789 17

My jeep doesn't have a name. And why would I name a jeep Christine?

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zandalee 19

Thankyou! I must be showing my age if there is only one other person who has heard of Christine by Stephen King. Epic story about an evil car.

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crazytwinsmom 25

I've read it and seen the movie.

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zandalee 19

Me too. Copious times. Love Stephen king.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Congratulations! Sorry for your accident...

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CammyGal 26

Go big or go home? Good luck OP.

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JoshTheTacoMan 19

He may not have, but his pride sure as hell did.

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MrGymnastic 12

hit a worked car...clearly OPINION was a girl.

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botanistjessica 24

Statistically men have more car accidents than women. Source: my mom, insurance agent

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_kyleG_ 34

Hopefully you have good insurance! (You certainly pay enough for it as a new driver)

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chinaski7628 32

For the record, OP didn't say he was a new driver, just that he had his first accident. I had been driving 16 years before I had my first accident. Either way, what an absurd way to ruin a perfect record :)

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cryssycakesx3 22

I don't think Allstate is on OP's side...

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JBChristian 47

No worries, Nation Wide is on their side

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

It was just a wrong place at the wrong time. Just explain if the owner goes berserk.

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onlychildFTW 33

And poor door opening skills. I really can't understand how people dent other cars with doors. Is the car you hit have a light emitting polymer??

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Not the end of the world. Everyone has an "Oh ****!" day once in a while.

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dankeykong 12

This, exactly. You learn from your mistakes. Maybe the crash was unavoidable, but now you'll always be more careful with your car doors. :)

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cakefete2 30

"Maybe the crash was unavoidable"? Really?! I bet that parked car came out of nowhere. It probably didn't even signal.

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Bekll 31

#30, it could happen. After I parked in a last spot another driver parked their car at an angle next to mine. It was almost impossible to back out without hitting that car. There are some odd situations like this where hitting a parked car could certainly happen.

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LuluRichards 20

At least no one was hurt, it was good of you to try and give her your information even if it backfired. But like they say 'No good deed goes unpunished'.

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Peacelove0404 26

The positive thing is that no one got hurt! Everyone has a first car accident - you've gotten yours out of the way. Hopefully the owner was understanding

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Vahex 19

Some people never get into car accidents you know..,

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Peacelove0404 26

True, I shouldn't have said everyone. But generally, most people do get into at least one accident.

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mannatee 19

It's not your fault she decided to be in front of your door

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