Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.
Pwn17 25
It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.
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Comments (172)
DishnobFruitCum 5
Are you sure it was your friend who sent the message? It's more than likely that another one of your friends, or maybe even your girlfriend, is spamming, or spoofing, through a server.
BrandiLush 31
Considering he clearly stated it was a call, your comment is invalid.
asparagus12 21
These two sound like fantastic people! Sorry this happened. I wish you luck in your future.
Al3xv3l92 24
How can it sort of happen that I will never get.
thatnucca 36
With friends like him, who really needs enemies... Sorry OP
Ziggy122 15
You should just sort of kick him in the balls.
kokoroddd 2
YDI it for not taking your girlfriend with you.
CharresBarkrey 15
How do you survive day to day life with that sort of logic?
katnissmellark_fml 15
you should sorta kick his ass and tell him it just sorta happened.
Donnakar 20
I agree you don't need people in your life who "sorta" engage in that kind of activity when you are on a vacation
Risho96 10
At least he admitted it?
GamerGriffin 10
thats what all men say when they cheat... "it just sorta....happened"