Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.
Pwn17 25
It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.
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Comments (172)
austinssquidgy 16
Well that shows their loyalty
kspear2 12
Can I be your friend?
Vincenzo_fml 1
Those who say sex can't "just happen" have clearly never had drunk lost in the moment sex. It can and does "just happen", don't get me wrong, I'm not excusing their actions, but electing for an emotional reaction may lose you a friend and girlfriend over a stupid drunken mistake that would never happen again. he had the sack to tell you, probably one of the hardest things he's had to do, man up and talk to them.
AllegroRubato 16
#141 - **** that. First off, we don't know if that's what happened, and secondly if they had the hots for each other so badly that they just got drunk and in the sack the minute OP got out of town, then that's still bad enough. That's not a friend OR a girlfriend you want. You're always aware of attraction, and everyone is capable of knowing who you shouldn't be drinking with if you don't want to end up boning. A good friend is PARTICULARLY in a position where he should know better than to go drinking with "your friend's hot girlfriend". Any girlfriend should know better too.
Goblin182 27
Sorta had sex? I don't even know what that means.
ratrods 1
Beat his ass!! Leave her ass!!!
annaisawksome 11
His friend was definitely in the wrong, but I do give him credit for fessing up.
Omniprism 15
Well geez at least he could have waited till your trip was done. On the other hand you are now free too have crazy wild sex with cute and sexy strangers. Oh and I'd dump both the girlfriend and friend when you got home. Can't trust either one.
bjobabygirl 12
Wow and when your fist connects with his face, tell him "it just kinda happen"
Simoneaux17 11
Dumb the bitch. Ditch the bastard.
Bagman2014 8
You mean ex friend?