Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Today, I came to find out that each person I've ever dated was either set up by my dad or by my sister. I'm fuming. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML
Today, I found out on LinkedIn that my dad follows and endorses a successful cousin of ours. I guess I didn't make the cut. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If marrying your cousin was good enough for Einstein, it's good enough for you. How many theories of relativity have you come up with? That's what I thought. Now, go to your wedding with very few strangers.
Plop 17
Then again, it was also good enough for Rudy Giuliani. Is OP willing to flip that coin?
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RichardPencil 32
If marrying your cousin was good enough for Einstein, it's good enough for you. How many theories of relativity have you come up with? That's what I thought. Now, go to your wedding with very few strangers.
Plop 17
Then again, it was also good enough for Rudy Giuliani. Is OP willing to flip that coin?
ILikeBigMugs 6
I was gonna ask if you were Middle Eastern and then I saw your location. Sounds about right