Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.
Pwn17 25
It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.
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Comments (172)
browniey 11
OP on trip and gf already did it, guess she couldn't wait..wow
lostribe 3
Something similar happened to me with my oldest friend and she wanted me to know so bad she woke me up hoping I'd see his car drive away. That's not good Cut them both off.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Would be a shame if his house just sort of caught fire.
Lemonmonger 4
At least you no longer have a slutty girlfriend or a bad best friend. Hopefully.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
Your girlfriend is a ***** bitch
mameburgess 7
"sort of" really? time for new batch of friends.
BlackPhenom 9
That kinda sours your mood for your vacation doesn't it? FYL OP
PhishloverA 14
Go beat him up and be like "Sorry, that kind of just happened"
HeartOfLead 24
And now you have sort of an excuse to stay in Florida for a bit longer. Hey, we can enjoy the sun together.
whatismissing 8
I would just sort of kick his nuts.