Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work,...

By StewPit - 16/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the grocery store when I tripped and knocked over a tower of Easter chocolate. The sound was so loud that everyone in the store stopped and stared at me while I tried to rearrange the chocolate bells, bunnies, and eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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kellster 2

Friday 17 April 2009 1:25

Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:10

Oops not meant to do that like 47 times

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pwnrzero 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:19

did u no that if m and m's are dissolved in water, (facing up) the m floats to the surface its amazing! try it p.s. YDI

cameron_natasha 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:13

I tried it. it actualy works xD

duke56924903 11

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:07

No, see, it's not an M... It's a W. For WTF.

Teddygirl 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:24

Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha

RkR_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:25

i feel stupid for asking, but i'm new to this. what does "YD" mean?

f_my_effing_life 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:47

its actually YDI which means you deserve it.

scotty1234 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 4:43

#3 it means you dumb idiot

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:04

Woah!! Insensitive much??

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:04

Woah!! Insensitive much??

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:04

Woah!! Insensitive much??

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:04

Woah!! Insensitive much??

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:04

Woah!! Insensitive much??

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:04

Woah!! Insensitive much??

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:10

Oops not meant to do that like 47 times

kaycee1996 5

Friday 6 January 2012 14:05

While we are all explaining things, what does OP stand for? I no its the person who wrote the FML but what are the letters?

Z03y 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:40

Original poster

Audiobliss 9

Sunday 20 January 2013 8:57

ydi. you deserved it.

SirDirtyRedD 15

Thursday 21 November 2013 10:41

@140-146 spam much lol and dont worry we all been there some guys are jerks its ok bro

llamingo 8

Friday 7 August 2015 21:01

YD stands for young dickcheese

kellster 2

Friday 17 April 2009 1:25

Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!

c_a_r_o_l_i_n_e_ 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

wait, for real #1? like, the actual little tiny "m" doesnt dissolve? i dont get it ...and ydi

ddlovatolover 23

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:02

It does, just not that quickly, so when you dissolve it in water the "m" will still be there initially.

noName123456 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:30

#3 YDI - you desrved it

heyjuuude 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:30

I thought this was going to say they were ecstasy tablets, ahahaha

Limberger 1

Friday 17 April 2009 1:31

Maybe it was MDMA

heyjuuude 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:32

I thought this was going to say they were ecstasy tablets, ahaha.

rakhil11 7

Friday 17 April 2009 1:32

sounds like something i would do ^^ and laugh about and turn it around so my random slowness made my day...

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