By hugs511 - 25/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Shoulda been like thats okay, i got thirsty and drank all your alcomahol, shared it with your kids just to see the look on her face XD

next time u babysit for her, raid the fridge, larder, take all the booze and get paid your way :D need help in carrying the alco? I'm in :D

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second And fhl for being irresponsible

Why would she do all of that and not get paid at all?

Shoulda been like thats okay, i got thirsty and drank all your alcomahol, shared it with your kids just to see the look on her face XD

LOL ^^^ He's right! :D

honestly, it sounds like the woman was already drunk anyway. it probably wouldn't have affected her.

If it's really that big a deal, just tell her. "Sorry, actually we agreed (however much) and it's not really fair to under pay me". As for her being late, yeah that sucks, but are you telling me you've never kept anybody waiting at their inconvenience?

But three hours late is a problem. For babysitters under 18, that can cause legal trouble because some towns have curfews and the mother's tardiness might leave the girl in a bad situation.

i didnt understnd this fml?? i mean... how is she on drugs?? and whts up wid the mom?

where does it say anything about drugs?! Basically the OP was gonna go out after babysitting and parents were meant to get back at 8 but got back 11 and she couldn't go out Then she got underpaid because the mother spent some of the money on food. That so hard to understand? lol

exactly what #14 said, and #11 it's #1 that's on drugs...

WTF how doesnt this make any sense its perfectly clear reread or go back to school

104, this may be just me, but when people tell people to "Go back to school", I expect them to use proper grammar while doing so. Go back to school.

next time u babysit for her, raid the fridge, larder, take all the booze and get paid your way :D need help in carrying the alco? I'm in :D

AND ME! XD (Reply to #13 lol)

I could have guessed you're a brit ;) you're welcome to share mate cheers!

i just got confused wid comment #6. sorry guys im kinda new to this.. n havent seen this kinda stuff happening in my country. here, people dont even babysit and stuff.. all i know is what i have been seeing in movies.

so why is 11 too late to "get out and have any fun"? that's before the night even starts.

most towns curfew for people under 18 is 10pm.

usually those who babysit are under 20, so she might have an early curfew which sucks....

that's a good point, should have thought of that :) but seriously, 10 pm? that's so early. I didn't know that it was like that in the US. here it is 12 for everyone older than 16, and in some clubs/bars you can also stay as long as you want to because they either don't check or you are accompanied someone older who is "in charge" of you. but we are also allowed to get wasted as soon as we are 16 :)

its 10 where i am but then again iowa is a strange place

I live in iowa and curfew's 11:30 week days, and midnight for week ends and summer.

Let her know that you charge overtime :P

Yea isn't over time like pay and a half or something these days? :P