By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.

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MrClean17 15

I'd be pissed if my roommates woke me up when I was trying to get 10 last minutes of sleep.. Or 60

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Bobskittens1 12

Or OP could just kill him! Muhahaha >:D

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StalkerChick 13

Ugh my boyfriend does this. I usually punch him after the 3rd time pressing snooze. Or start using some pretty foul language.

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Bobskittens1 12

OP should have just turned off the alarm themselves.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Get up in between snoozes while the room mate is sleeping, and unplug the clock :D

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NuTrees 9

#32 I second that. Either turn it off or wake him up. Laying through that is ridiculous.

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lincolnkite 6

My roommate does for 4 hours. It is horrible. Starts at 3am goes till 7.

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CCSA 12

Today, I decided to see how many times my roommate can stand me pressing that "Snooze" on my alarm. Turned out that after hitting it 14 times, I could not bear the sound first. FML

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Takuya272727 16

My brother asked me to wake him up once. Little did he know I would make sure he was awake. Some pots and pans later... He was up and ready to go.

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maverik5124 6

Go outside and start your day instead of listening to it

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blcksocks 19

Yeah but what if the alarm first went off at like 4am. I would be pretty pissed.

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SuperKnuckels 6

yeah why you starting at your roomate while hes trying to sleep lol do you need this person for something? enjoy your day or wake him up.

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tj5810 21

What if OP works opposite shifts and was sleeping... I'd be pissed if I had to deal with that.

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kleider1 9

I used to do that. Now I jury got a clock radio and leave the radio on so that I don't go back to sleep. You should tell our roommate to respect you sleep!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.

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RAUHWeltBegriff 9

I wonder if replacing the roommate's clock with a one that sounds like real gun shots would work?? Milliondollar idea? I don't know, one way to find out OP

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GothickNihilist 15

I would personally Gibbs slap the person awake.It always works for me.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Can't that send a person into shock?

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xmaximusx 12

Lol just unplug it in the middle of the night

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newbiehere99 6

Unplugging is good. I'd just change the time to "p.m." Instead of "a.m."

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BlueFlatts 20

I'd have put a bowl of ice water next to the alarm so he would hit that instead.

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debbster7 18

My roommate used to do that all the time, I until I got up and threw her alarm out the window.

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iOceanus 18

8) That is such a win.

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hewro_failure 11

I hope you bought her a new one because you had no right to destroy her property no matter how annoyed you got with her...

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mario2012 18

26, 1) How else will they learn? 2) Alarm clocks aren't expensive.

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BulldogHoops 14

And 3) Look into acquiring a sense of humor.

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mpsteve137 15

Go punch him in the face 14 times. And make him count.

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olpally 32

Go pour hot water on him to wake him up.

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SonOfAMitch 14

~ Because waking someone up with burn injuries is a great idea! ~

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Axipiter 24

Hell, if that's the case, why stop halfway? Light his hair on fire!

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olpally 32

Yep.. It is. :) nice sarcasm.

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