anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
hey Siri save me!
Meltdown
Today, like most days, my mom screamed at me for not knowing the answer to one of her random questions. When I told her she could easily Google it or ask Siri, she went full nuclear meltdown and raged, "I’m not asking that bitch Siri, I’m asking YOU!" The words "batshit crazy" come to mind. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Tristan
Send message
Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML
Mortified
Exeter, United Kingdom
That's a bad look
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
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brewmasterg 34
I hope you know she signs your emails that way.
Cads1 24
Siri knows best.
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marryspencerreid 22
Friends may of changed it. Hence I got referred to as King Charles the Second for a while
saffy66 34
Someone has been playing with your phone... NOBODY touches my phone. Maybe you need to add a passcode.
laden_swallow09 35
You can change how Siri refers to someone without a passcode.
dakatabg 31
Siri is the pro
az1z_official 17
Aww isn't that sweet pun intended
SirEnigM0nk 22
Narrator: And here we observe the courtship of Siri in her natural habitat... Crikey! She's a might frisky one!
doubleofuck 20
One of your friends probably changed your nickname on your phone. Siri refers to me as "my bitch" and I always forget to change it until I ask her something and she starts off with, "Well My Bitch"
SirEnigM0nk 22
iPhone Dominatrix? There's an app for that :)
Greg_DGZ 15
siri wants you
chaseafterwind82 29
It's trying to flirt! It's evolving! I've seen this in the Terminator movies! WE MUST DESTROY SKYNET!!!!!
allforfun 23
I'm "I ride bicycles without a seat" but I'm the one responsible for that lol
jqmalang 17
If that happened to me, best day of my life! It's your lucky day!