By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
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brewmasterg 34
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I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

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Cads1 24
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Siri knows best.

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Sir_Mitchell15 14
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Just a side note, she calls me Satan

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Nessco 36
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There's a reason for everything. I bet you know and are just not letting on to the rest of us.

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5secondsofvvifi 21
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I hope you don't email people from your phone, especially not about important things. Siri is hooked up the the email application and signs your emails by what she calls you. Would be funny explaining that though

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Korpz13 16
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Same here ^v^

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MedChew 19
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Maybe don't put it into your breast pocket anymore.

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UserOfTheMind 24
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Be happy she didn't call you her daddy. That was a weird night...

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
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Do you have any siblings? If so, they probably made a change on your phone and made her call you that?

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applecrusher 18
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A friend could have done it too

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RenoTheRhino 30
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Or a great grandmother

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PePziNL 20
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You're all wrong. It was the butler, in the kitchen, with a butterknife.

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Cads1 24
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Siri knows best.

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Theglc20 27
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I think you tried to use your nipple on the fingerprint sensor once too many times...

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brewmasterg 34
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I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

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supertacowaffle 41
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Take it as a compliment OP.

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dezman2000 21
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Still not as bad as when you ask her what zero divided by zero is.

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ViviMage 38

That is hilarious!!

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MakeTodayADTR 20
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She's searching and finding feelings.. Feeling she can't seem to explain right now. Test your internet connection and try again later. Sugartits.

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MrConcise 34
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Maybe we can hook her up with Microsoft Sam and see if those feelings were just curiosity.

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