anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
hey Siri save me!
Meltdown
Today, like most days, my mom screamed at me for not knowing the answer to one of her random questions. When I told her she could easily Google it or ask Siri, she went full nuclear meltdown and raged, "I’m not asking that bitch Siri, I’m asking YOU!" The words "batshit crazy" come to mind. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Tristan
Send message
Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML
Mortified
Exeter, United Kingdom
That's a bad look
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
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brewmasterg 34
I hope you know she signs your emails that way.
Cads1 24
Siri knows best.
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Comments (82)
maaaattteee 4
She calls me funtits! ?
bnbhimp 10
Sup glittertits
beeferjay 34
You can edit Siri preferences, you know
RiDenton 11
obviously somebody got a hold of your phone
LadyNightowl 17
Either Siri has really stepped up her sass or someone pulled up Siri and told her "call me Sugartits" on your phone.
moss786 7
Liar
Titan_Slayer 21
Probably a friend of yours. My friend has Siri change my name all the time. I've been "ball scratcher", "butt licker" and "the pope" before. If you have Siri usable without unlocking your phone, then they can change it.
Familyof3 5
My partner changed my nickname to **** when I wasn't looking, the next day by 1 yr old was playing with my phone and activated Siri ( like she does a lot) and it spoke it nearly called her ****. Safe to say my partner got an abusive text and pissed him self laughing
badderthanbad 7
LMAOOO?? I think one of your friends has played an epic prank on you so I wish you luck on your presumably hilarious journey of finding out who is the culprit!
pumpkinpii 14
One time she called me John. First off, I am a girl. Second, I asked her what my name was and she immediately said my actual name.