anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
hey Siri save me!
Meltdown
Today, like most days, my mom screamed at me for not knowing the answer to one of her random questions. When I told her she could easily Google it or ask Siri, she went full nuclear meltdown and raged, "I’m not asking that bitch Siri, I’m asking YOU!" The words "batshit crazy" come to mind. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Tristan
Send message
Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML
Mortified
Exeter, United Kingdom
That's a bad look
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
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brewmasterg 34
I hope you know she signs your emails that way.
Cads1 24
Siri knows best.
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Comments (82)
hoosiergirl94 31
Your life is really ****** over because of this?...
Pinkiss_fml 21
It must be a prank. Has anyone had access to your iPhone recently? You have the option to get Siri to call you with a name of your preference.
zarrganaut 17
I wouldn't think this is bad. I'd be okay with it lol.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
She's taken a note out of Pewdiepie's book xD
XBurytheCastleX 25
Someone in your house has been watching too much pewdiepie.
laden_swallow09 35
It's okay. She refers to me as You Big, Sexy, Hunk of A Man, You. Seriously, though, it's easy for anyone to pick up your phone, hold down the button, and change it for you. By default, phone lock restrictions don't include using Siri. She can understand words, but can't tell the difference between different people's voices… I don't think. Harmless prank.
SoulHunter36 16
Chances are one of your mates got hold of your phone and asked Siri to call you Sugartits.
val_is_lame97 12
hmm... id blame it on friends or spouse/partner
733yoda_fml 19
Siri calls me "Supreme Leader "
CaroAurelia 12
That is the best thing I've read all month.