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Quick! There's still time for you to spill a hot beverage on your crotch and try to explain to your VP that Siri just wrote out your exclamation of pain!
You should have texted him back and said "oops, Siri corrected 'suck' to 'talk.'"
There's never a bad time to talk about your own dick, right?
You must talk about dicks a lot..you might want to work on that..
That could work. For the meating, wear clean underwear (or none) and bring lotion and kneepads -- depending on how the VP read it.
Isn't that in a Chris brown song?
Siri doesn't send unless you confirm the message. This is fake news.
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Quick! There's still time for you to spill a hot beverage on your crotch and try to explain to your VP that Siri just wrote out your exclamation of pain!