Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
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Druu
| 53
Tune in next week for a new episode of "Sexual Harassment Seminar or Unexpected Promotion"!!
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Tripartita
| 44
Quick! There's still time for you to spill a hot beverage on your crotch and try to explain to your VP that Siri just wrote out your exclamation of pain!
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By
Druu
| 53
Tune in next week for a new episode of "Sexual Harassment Seminar or Unexpected Promotion"!!
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Tripartita
| 44
Quick! There's still time for you to spill a hot beverage on your crotch and try to explain to your VP that Siri just wrote out your exclamation of pain!
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CrownedQueen
| 15
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JadeMinu
| 10
Siri is the biggest savage i know lmfao.
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infinitemonkey
| 21
You should have texted him back and said "oops, Siri corrected 'suck' to 'talk.'"
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pjsr
| 32
There's never a bad time to talk about your own dick, right?
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CantTouchThat
| 27
You must talk about dicks a lot..you might want to work on that..
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RichardPencil
| 29
That could work.
For the meating, wear clean underwear (or none) and bring lotion and kneepads -- depending on how the VP read it.
For the meating, wear clean underwear (or none) and bring lotion and kneepads -- depending on how the VP read it.
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species4872
| 19
That'll teach for being so lazy.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
Isn't that in a Chris brown song?
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nider
| 19
Siri doesn't send unless you confirm the message. This is fake news.
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Mr_Mole
| 24
I agree. You have to say yes to confirm it's correct before sending.