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    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • I NEED to know!

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  • The Mixer

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Judgmental

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Beginner

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  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    52%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    21%
  • The return of the thumb

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    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    107%
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    33%
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    16%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Chaseafterwind82's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By delicious - / Wednesday 6 January 2016 03:05 / New Zealand - Wellington
By Anonymous - / Thursday 31 December 2016 21:26 / New Zealand
By Teacher - / Wednesday 16 December 2015 09:10 / New Zealand - Rotorua
By jobless - / Tuesday 1 December 2015 04:01 / New Zealand - Auckland