FML : Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied,...

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Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JillianJuneBug - / Saturday 4 February 2017 00:00 / United States - Elmira

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By pjsr | 30

#7404066 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:42

Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!

By xbaconator9000x | 14

#7404057 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:17

Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?

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By EnJey0 | 19

#7404056 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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TheBrenster | 2

#7404074 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:55

Well calling from Siri with the new OS actually doesn't bring up the "end call" button to begin with, instead leaving your phone on lock screen. So one extra step you already have to take when she dials the wrong number for you anyway. Much higher chances on this iOS.

By xbaconator9000x | 14

#7404057 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:17

Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?

By pjsr | 30

#7404066 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:42

Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!

By seenoevil818 | 13

#7404068 - Saturday 4 February 2017 12:51

Deleting your ex's number could have prevented that OP

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TaoShaman | 24

#7404113 - Saturday 4 February 2017 02:20

People can't stay friends?

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OhYouAreOffended | 11

#7404140 - Saturday 4 February 2017 04:06

It very clearly shows in yhe fml that they don't want to talk to their ex, so that excuse is invalid

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jab7769 | 8

#7404221 - Saturday 4 February 2017 09:09

maybe they have kids and he couldn't because of custody or parental responsibility

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jab7769 | 8

#7404223 - Saturday 4 February 2017 09:12

she* not he

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RainStorm6632 | 10

#7404250 - Saturday 4 February 2017 10:23

it doesn't say a gender in the fml, the she is referring to siri

By karl_t | 2

#7404087 - Saturday 4 February 2017 01:20

That's what you get for dating someone named Afton.

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snoopyace | 0

#7404522 - Saturday 4 February 2017 07:46

Lol I was scrolling looking for this comment XD

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cootiequeen4444 | 11

#7404754 - Sunday 5 February 2017 03:06

I was just thinking "what the hell kinda name is Afton!?" when I saw your comment. Glad to know I'm not the only judgmental ass, haha!

By Rawrshi | 25

#7404089 - Saturday 4 February 2017 01:22

Were you listening to Adele by any chance?

By The_Voytek_Bear | 14

#7404095 - Saturday 4 February 2017 01:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Kumokin | 5

#7404150 - Saturday 4 February 2017 04:59

Complete fail on you why did you still have his number svaed

By acmariner99 | 16

#7404151 - Saturday 4 February 2017 05:06

Siri is cruel when she wants to be

By EnvyMe33 | 19

#7404166 - Saturday 4 February 2017 06:04

Thou shalt not talk to your master that way or you will get punished... looks like Siri is your master and you got punished...

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