Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!
xbaconator9000x 16
Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?
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Comments (32)
EnJey0 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'll be honest, the odds of this happening is so low, I'm questioning whether or not it's real
TheBrenster 2
Well calling from Siri with the new OS actually doesn't bring up the "end call" button to begin with, instead leaving your phone on lock screen. So one extra step you already have to take when she dials the wrong number for you anyway. Much higher chances on this iOS.
xbaconator9000x 16
Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?
pjsr 33
Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!
seenoevil818 13
Deleting your ex's number could have prevented that OP
TaoShaman 24
People can't stay friends?
BGMogli 16
No. ;)
OhYouAreOffended 11
It very clearly shows in yhe fml that they don't want to talk to their ex, so that excuse is invalid
jab7769 8
maybe they have kids and he couldn't because of custody or parental responsibility
jab7769 8
she* not he
RainStorm6632 10
it doesn't say a gender in the fml, the she is referring to siri
karl_t 3
That's what you get for dating someone named Afton.
snoopyace 0
Lol I was scrolling looking for this comment XD
cootiequeen4444 11
I was just thinking "what the hell kinda name is Afton!?" when I saw your comment. Glad to know I'm not the only judgmental ass, haha!
Rawrshi 25
Were you listening to Adele by any chance?
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for using an iPhone...
Kumokin 5
Complete fail on you why did you still have his number svaed
acmariner99 25
Siri is cruel when she wants to be
EnvyMe33 26
Thou shalt not talk to your master that way or you will get punished... looks like Siri is your master and you got punished...