I'll be honest, the odds of this happening is so low, I'm questioning whether or not it's real

Well calling from Siri with the new OS actually doesn't bring up the "end call" button to begin with, instead leaving your phone on lock screen. So one extra step you already have to take when she dials the wrong number for you anyway. Much higher chances on this iOS.

Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?

Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!

Deleting your ex's number could have prevented that OP

People can't stay friends?

It very clearly shows in yhe fml that they don't want to talk to their ex, so that excuse is invalid

maybe they have kids and he couldn't because of custody or parental responsibility

she* not he

it doesn't say a gender in the fml, the she is referring to siri

That's what you get for dating someone named Afton.

Lol I was scrolling looking for this comment XD

I was just thinking "what the hell kinda name is Afton!?" when I saw your comment. Glad to know I'm not the only judgmental ass, haha!

Were you listening to Adele by any chance?

YDI for using an iPhone...

Complete fail on you why did you still have his number svaed

Siri is cruel when she wants to be

Thou shalt not talk to your master that way or you will get punished... looks like Siri is your master and you got punished...