Love: Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk...

By stopstutteringforSiri - 05/01/2014 21:59 - United States

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

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zgomon 10

Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Well she is rather intimidating.

ThatOneDrummer 8

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.

ThatOneDrummer 8

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.

Ins0mau 20

Monday 6 January 2014 10:18

You're assuming OP is a guy and straight?

adrianh1090 12

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Monday 6 January 2014 10:40

There's a male voice????

MrsDruidess 23

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Monday 6 January 2014 11:44

did you get that one from The Big Bang Theory?

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 6 January 2014 11:47

Yea there is a male voice that you can switch to in settings. Not sure if it would help though

cantik20 5

Monday 6 January 2014 19:47

Siri can be intimidating sometimes, because that bitch knows everything.

ThatOneDrummer 8

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Monday 6 January 2014 21:38

Worth a shot at least. Maybe start off with cleverbot and work your way up to talking to more human-like robot voices.

zgomon 10

Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Well she is rather intimidating.

zahidnasir 22

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:39

siri-fied

Anthony_C805 1

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:40

Go to a bar and meet a girl!

Grauncho 27

Monday 6 January 2014 10:02

He would stutter himself into another dimension.

onlychildFTW 33

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Monday 6 January 2014 10:29

It isn't as easy done when you're socially awkward/anxious.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 6 January 2014 13:36

It's funny how people without anxiety say "Oh, just try new things and meet new people!" It's not that easy for everyone, we're not all social butterflies.

TheCrispyCat 20

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Monday 6 January 2014 15:45

Introverts and Extroverts

girlrome 19

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:40

At least you're not romantically involved with her :D

Grauncho 27

Monday 6 January 2014 10:05

Says who?

FMLkoala 28

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Monday 6 January 2014 11:54

I've proposed to siri several times

VampOfSavannah 31

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:43

You're fired.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:45

Rajesh from the Big Bang Theory?

glabberfasted 16

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Monday 6 January 2014 11:18

Wasn't there an episode where he started dating Siri because she was so easy to talk to? I just watched it a few weeks ago.

davidpropert 32

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Monday 6 January 2014 21:07

Going off #30, OP i suggest alcohol, it works for Raj! And after all it is called 'liquid courage'

Madridsta1999 7

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Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:55

I thought of the same thing But at least Raj talks to Siri comfortably! Maybe its his booze talking.

dawood_k 27

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:50

I bet Siri is your only contact on your phone book

ThatFancyPenn 18

Monday 6 January 2014 10:01

Oh don't worry. She only has all of your information and sends it to Apple so that they can send it to the government. Don't worry about it, she's got nothing!