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Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stopstutteringforSiri / Sunday 5 January 2014 21:59 / United States

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By zgomon | 10

#5818607 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Well she is rather intimidating.

By ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5818606 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.

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By ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5818606 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.

Ins0mau | 20

#5818647 - Monday 6 January 2014 10:18

You're assuming OP is a guy and straight?

adrianh1090 | 12

#5818663 - Monday 6 January 2014 10:40

There's a male voice????

MrsDruidess | 23

#5818688 - Monday 6 January 2014 11:44

did you get that one from The Big Bang Theory?

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5818690 - Monday 6 January 2014 11:47

Yea there is a male voice that you can switch to in settings. Not sure if it would help though

cantik20 | 5

#5819021 - Monday 6 January 2014 19:47

Siri can be intimidating sometimes, because that bitch knows everything.

ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5819097 - Monday 6 January 2014 21:38

Worth a shot at least. Maybe start off with cleverbot and work your way up to talking to more human-like robot voices.

By zgomon | 10

#5818607 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Well she is rather intimidating.

By zahidnasir | 19

#5818611 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:39

siri-fied

By Anthony_C805 | 1

#5818613 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:40

Go to a bar and meet a girl!

Grauncho | 26

#5818637 - Monday 6 January 2014 10:02

He would stutter himself into another dimension.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5818656 - Monday 6 January 2014 10:29

It isn't as easy done when you're socially awkward/anxious.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5818763 - Monday 6 January 2014 13:36

It's funny how people without anxiety say "Oh, just try new things and meet new people!" It's not that easy for everyone, we're not all social butterflies.

TheCrispyCat | 20

#5818840 - Monday 6 January 2014 15:45

Introverts and Extroverts

By girlrome | 19

#5818614 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:40

At least you're not romantically involved with her :D

Grauncho | 26

#5818638 - Monday 6 January 2014 10:05

Says who?

FMLkoala | 28

#5818693 - Monday 6 January 2014 11:54

I've proposed to siri several times

By VampOfSavannah | 31

#5818618 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:43

You're fired.

By BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#5818622 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:45

Rajesh from the Big Bang Theory?

glabberfasted | 16

#5818677 - Monday 6 January 2014 11:18

Wasn't there an episode where he started dating Siri because she was so easy to talk to? I just watched it a few weeks ago.

davidpropert | 32

#5819082 - Monday 6 January 2014 21:07

Going off #30, OP i suggest alcohol, it works for Raj! And after all it is called 'liquid courage'

Madridsta1999 | 7

#5819591 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:55

I thought of the same thing
But at least Raj talks to Siri comfortably!
Maybe its his booze talking.

By dawood_k | 27

#5818629 - Monday 6 January 2014 9:50

I bet Siri is your only contact on your phone book

By ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5818635 - Monday 6 January 2014 10:01

Oh don't worry. She only has all of your information and sends it to Apple so that they can send it to the government. Don't worry about it, she's got nothing!